Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
Yesterday was just embarrassing. Home plate umpire Chad Fairchild should have been embarrassed for ejecting Heath Phillips for a wild up and in pitch that lightly brushed Evan Longoria's jersey and loaded the bases with the Yankees already trailing 2-0 in the first inning. Crew chief and first-base ump Jerry Crawford should be embarrassed for tossing Bobby Meacham for keeping the peace in the second-inning fracas. Indeed, the umpires were so embarrassed they didn't even talk to the media after the game.
Shelley Duncan should be embarrassed for spiking Akinori Iwamura, even if all he was trying to do was recreate his glove-punting slide against John McDonald in Toronto last year (though that could have been seen as part of the ongoing "Ha!" dispute surrounding Alex Rodriguez).
Rays manager Joe Maddon should be embarrassed for calling Duncan's slide "borderline criminal" after defending Elliot Johnson's collision with Francisco Cervelli over the weekend.
Joe Girardi clearly was embarrassed and had a chat with Duncan about it (though Tyler Kepner has a slightly different interpretation than Pete Abe's).
The embarrassment continues today as the Yankees' starting lineup features Billy Crystal leading off at DH on the day before his 60th birthday. Crystal cracked that DH stands for "Designated Hebrew." You know Crystal's career is in trouble when he's stealing material from Ron Blomberg. Still, credit Girardi with coming up with the best way to minimize the Crystal distraction. Crystal will lead off, not play the field, and should be replaced by Johnny Damon when the lineup turns over (Damon, still nursing his bruised toe, has said he's to follow Crystal at DH today). In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see Damon pinch-run for Crystal if by some miracle the actor finds his way on base (most likely by taking one to the ribs from Pirates starter Paul Maholm, which is how our buddy Goose says he'd approach the at-bat).
Most embarrassing of all, however, is the fact that all of this has distracted anyone from updating us on Stump Merrill's condition after the 64-year-old coach took a thrown ball to the face during batting practice yesterday. Well, almost everyone. Brian Hoch wins the good guy award today by letting us know that Stump is resting comfortably at the hospital. Sounds like he'll be just fine. Hopefully after today's first inning, Yankee camp will be back to normal as well.
You know what I'd really like to see come out of this, an increased attention to the art/science/footwork/placement of the catching position. A mandate (in Spring) could be made that a call from, say the 3B, that a throw home could result in a close play, allowing the catcher to cut off the throw and leave the plate. That would be an acceptable solution, no? Also, I learned when I was 13 the (for lack of a name) Pivot-and-stick-your-left-leg-out, while applying the tag, sending the runner to a violent encounter with the dirt. I think that there are a lot of sloppy defensive catchers out there and I would welcome an opportunity to see the finer defensive points of the position emphasized.
"Stump Merrill was back at Legends Field today with a nasty cut on his lip. He lost a tooth and needed a root canal but is otherwise OK."
CAlled strike three.
I love the "embarrassment" theme. Deftly done.
Happy 2008!
3-1.
7 There are worse things than losing a tooth and having a root canal, but still - ouch.
Two nasty pitches bearing in on his hands to get him.
Talk about embarrassing, if that Pirates pitcher had walked Billy Crystal. Would be an automatic ticket back to the minors.
I still don't like it, but it made the fun-loving sucker in me smile. What can I say? I'm a mush.
Mixing pitches really nicely, hitting spots.
Terrible pitch by Mike, though. Way too much of the plate and up for a fastball with no velocity.
3 Yes, the moderators are looking like it's going to be a career year. Is it too early to start chanting "M-V-P"?
You know what?--he's totally right.
O'Neill's got that same corny lovable folksiness.
Very apt, Coney.
"Fastball" right down the middle, skied to Melky.
Dangerous, dangerous pitch.
Speaking of backups, the Sox have reportedly released Mirabelli. I wonder who catches Wakefield?
MTV generation.
Just poking it through the hole on the right side, a la Luis Sojo.
I like this Molina a lot.
I don't know, maybe I'm stuck in the Torre days. Perhaps we won't see the House Money lineup as much with Girardi, who may be more willing to spread around the days off.
Where have you gone, Joe Torre, mehmattski turns his lonely eyes to you.
He's also from NY, knows the media, knows how to handle himself.
49 What's that you say, weeping for brunnhilde? Joe Torre's left and gone to LA, hey hey hey, hey hey hey.
How can that be?
All those 300 game winners and none of them has accomplished that?
Craziness.
Most of the fly balls have been weak popups, no further than 200 feet. There was one humpback liner that Cano caught in the first.
Against a better team I think he gets hit around a little: those mistakes would have been tatooed.
Not that I approve or anything, just not surprised.
He just waved futily at that.
0-1 curve, floats right in there, taken for strike two.
0-2 in the dirt.
1-2.
Strike three.
15 up, 15 down.
They must be way off balance because man, that was a fat pitch.
Yeesh. Ugliness all around.
Laces it into the left field corner.
That's the spirit, Hideki!
No weakass grounders to the right side, please!
He probably needed a day off. Where's Ensberg?
Interesting stuff...
Mo's pitching and he has to be upstaged by a Crystal interview.
Timing, guys!
You couldn't wait until the scrubs are in?
Back-to-back groundball singles, btw.
One through the left side, the other through the right side.
First one hit farily well, the second just trickled through.
Shut up, Billy!!!!
Rivera's got one more inning, right? Cause that was wholly unsatisfying. This is probably the last I'll see the Yanks until opening day!
Duncan to Molina to Alex, who ran down the runner and applied the tag.
Side retired.
Melky (from the right side) dunks a liner into left for a leadoff single.
"I was up in Steinbrenner's office and thought he was going to trade me for Seinfeld."
Melky strokes a basehit and Billy quips, "Was that me?"
Interview over. Moving on....
Weak hacks.
Fooled on hard breaking stuff by the lefty.
Now Cone's referring to "Generation Tres, so to speak."
Nooo!!
Hell of a play at the plate!
He's outta there!
Wait... he plays for the other team now... ;-)
(good play at the plate)
Meaningless game and all but I sorta really wanna win this one.
hey, a play at the plate without incident! whaddaya know?
stop the bleeding, Karstens!
"During spring training in 2008, on March 12, Gomes rushed to the defense of Akinori Iwamura when the latter was spiked by Shelley Duncan of the New York Yankees, flinging himself at breakneck speed headfirst into a surprised and highly intimidated Duncan at the beginning of a bench-clearing brawl. He was ejected, as well as Duncan and two Yankees coaches."
Pay that Ransom! home run!
I think Ransom should keep #67, let Crystal keep #60 after that homer.
My new cheer for Robinson this year:
"Yes we Can... o!"
Cano... CaYes
OPS
Against last3 2007
Lefties
.Molina 0.770 0.853
Posada 0.827 0.942
Molina against righties/last 3 years: .562
Where and how did he hit it?
Screaming line drive into the corner, or flyball?
Down and in and he just turned it around.
Dude has some quick hands.
re: Gardner's throw. 101 105 I think we all agree it was outstanding by Bernie, Damon standards.
Personally, I'd rather have Joba be the "long reliever" rather than Karstens. It keeps Joba in the mindset of starter (his long-term future with the team) by pitching multiple innings. But that will never happen.
I also got to listen to WFAN for the first time in a long while, driving in yesterday. Francesa, Russo, and Steve Somers are all way misguided about Joba's future. There's no way a great setup man is more valuable than a solid starting pitcher. Made me wish that Alex and Cliff had a radio show :-)
c'mon Yanks!
ah, fack! 2-run hit...
sucks for Traber.
last licks.
Nick Green drives one to the track in straight away center. Nice reach by the CF.
Crystal's going to wear that uniform for a few weeks now.
131 I hope he washes it... ;-)
He was finished off, though, swinging through two nasty cutters (I think they were) with sick action in on the hands.
I also don't understand why people were so upset about this. It was a little bit of fun during spring training for a great guy. And when you look at some of the degenerates that have played real regular season baseball for the New York Yankees, Billy Crystal is nor the man I'd call the biggest disgrace to the uniform.
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