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The Yankees have scored in just one of 18 innings in Baltimore. Chein-Ming Wang faces off against Daniel Cabrera as the Yanks try to save face (too late), but Wang won't matter tonight (like Clemens didn't matter yesterday) if the Yanks can't make hay against Cabrera, who has turned in a quality start in just five of his last 14 appearances, has a 5.93 ERA over his last seven, and has allowed six home runs in his last three.
I thought maybe they could turn it around, and maybe they still can. However, it just seems unlikely.
Johnny Damon is making noises about returning to Center, notwithstanding the fact that he is a liability offensively, and a serious downgrade defensively. Sit the fuck down Johnny and do what you're told. Folks still think Beltran was too expensive? Beltran is having a down year, but he's still a whole lot better than Damon, in the field, on the bases, and at the plate.
The offensive woes certanly shine a light on Cashman's incompetence. It was nice to see El Duque come out of the pen last night, and thank God we have Tony Clark to pinch hit with some pop. They both would have been so expensive to keep. Those prospects many applauded Cashman for keeping have turned out to be a pile of garbage. The Padres make a trade for Michael Barrett, opening up a real possibillity of a deal to bring Josh Bard to NY and move Jorge to First for the time being, solving our First Base woes. But alas, Cashman cant see the forest for the trees. Then again, who would want any of the life long minor league junk we have in our system?
That being said, we cannot hit, cannot protect our pitchers defensively, and cannot provide the fans with any hope that the 2007 Yankees are anything more than a laughing stock.
1. Johnny Damon DH
2. Derek Jeter SS
3. Hideki Matsui LF
4. Alex Rodriguez 3B
5. Jorge Posada C
6. Bobby Abreu RF
7. Melky Cabrera CF
8. Robinson Cano 2B
9. Andy Phillips 1B
1. Dave Roberts 2B
2. Brandon Fahey SS
3. Nick Markakis RF
4. Kevin Millar 1B
5. Aubrey Huff DH
6. Melvin Mora 3B
7. Jay Gibbons LF
8. Paul Bako C
9. Jay Payton CF
1 Ha ha aha haha!!!
Indeed, Vandelay.
What's old Johnny saying, exactly? I've not heard...
Oh, and I heard Joe on WFAN. Asked about why he didn't bring Mo into the tie game the other night said, "I don't really have a good reason except that I didn't want to use him for two innings."
He said something about needing to rely on someone other than Mo to get three outs in that spot anyway.
He sounded pretty lost, the poor guy.
Also, Bard is now the SD BUC, IIRC. As we all know, even halfway decent BUC are rare, so I don't see why SD would want to get rid of him.
Cano and Cabrera were alreay with the big club, not prospects. Less Hughes, there isn'ta decent pitcher down there that was there when Cashman was being praised for not trading them.
I don't mean to be contrary, its just difficult to watch Cashman make mistake after mistake, whils hearing Joe say "I don't really have a good reason except that I didn't want to use him for two innings."
Right, he has no clue why he does anything that he does. The guys blow right now and that is not his fault, but for Christ's sake, don't make it worse.
As for Bard, because it makes no sense for SD to carry both Barrett and Bard, if they are really looking to make a push for the playoffs. Bard is young, and would solve our 1B problems tomorrow, if Posada moved to First. Its worth a shot is all I am saying. Doesn't Cashman owe the fans something for thinking Damon over Beltran was a good idea?
Oh, wait, there is? Sigh
FUCK. YOU.
We don't need no stinkin' Hillenbrand.
24 My sentiments exactly.
Anyone see this playing out like the beginning of last year? Cairo gets the starts cause Torre doesn't trust Phillips. Cairo stinks up the joint. Phillips starts for a month and puts up his Hillenbrand line. Then Cashman makes a move for Dmitri Young.
Meanwhile - things aren't going well when Wang gives up a HR to Dave Roberts.
(1) Fire Joe in an attempt to shake things up.
(2) Let Joe have his farewell tour and start fielding offers for whatever they can unload.
35 I'm not convinced.
That's what I was thinking.
well, except for the fact he hasn't actually demonstrated he's any good in the last year's worth of playing time, he's got an over inflated sense of his own worth, and he's a clubhouse cancer
But I doubt it was intentional. At this point, I don't think Cabrera could hit the broad side of a barn intentionally.
Meanwhile - Joba has 10 K (4 BB 2 ER) through 5 IP.
I agree that things have turned out badly, but I can't get worked up over the highly unexpected result of what (I thought) was clearly the correct move.
I'm not convinced there are enough ABs and positions to go around there. Of course, the injuries were inevitable, so all they would have needed to do is convince the players for a few weeks, I guess.
86 Maybe. But both Cano and Melky had significant playing time last year, and neither walked much then either. I'm willing to bet that if Giambi was healthy, the Yanks' walk numbers would look about right. Dude does walk 90-100 times/season. Take those away and . . .
...and replace with Doud ManPhilRo...
Would he be useful now, especially with Giambi out? Absolutely. But how about in 2010?
small ball fever! catch it!
Again, I was dead wrong in approving of the Sheffield deal, but it's easy to toss away talent to save the headache in the offseason, and much more difficult when your team can't beat anything that throws with its left hand.
;)
Ummm. I hate to say it, but Abreu had been called in and was shading toward Center. Not really his fault, he did almost catch the ball.
He was probably keeping one eye on the scary wall instead of the ball.
Another reason that Damon should never play another game in Center! Who do we blame for that? Who has the history? Was it KC, High School? Who was it that put the idea in his head that he is a CF'er?
Well, at least Mo will get some more rest tonight.
Now Jorge shits the bed.
Yes. If you notice Matsui since the injury, he has purposefully stayed upright on balls in front of him, even if it means letting the ball drop.
Holy shit! Did that just happen. I don't really care who they trade now, just get some players under 35. Abreu, Damon, Mussina, I don't care...trade all of them.
If the Abreu play didn't contributre to a loss, some other player surely would have.
At this point, Big Stein has to do something, right? It cannot possibly get any worse. After tonight, the O's will be 1 game behind us!
1) Fire Joe Torre.
2) Put out the word that Farnsworth/Abreu/Mussina/Bruney/Cairo/Matsui/Damon could all be had for cheap (with money available for the bad contracts).
3) Go to Arod and Boras and either come to an agreement about either an extension or a trade.
More striking is Wang's meltdown.
By the way, going back to William's suggestion that the team should have kept Sheffield and cobbled together a mega-platoon of Abreu, Damon, Matsui, Sheff, and Giambi--we would have seen lots of balls that "should have been caught" with Sheff in LF and RF, Damon in CF, Matsui and Abreu occasionally in CF.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/24m6v9
At least he calims he will hold on to the kids...
I actually dont blame Joe for this mess. But the players certainly need to understand that there are consequences for this kind of play.
Why on earth would you trade Arod...we're 30 games out without him?
Oops...
150 why fire mattingly?
If anyone should go, Cassman should certainly go before Torre. We haven't won a Series with any of the teams that he substaintially put together.
153 Is this game Torre's fault? Probably not...but then again, the team's awful approach for most of the game is at least partly his fault. At some point, you have to impose your will on your players.
As for Arod, I would trade him if he wont agree to an extension now. The worst case for the Yankees would be if Arod leaves and you get nothing in return. If that happens, 1990 wont be too far away.
I'm not supporting Cashman, but massive injuries/underperformance can't be put at the feet of the gm. You can squable with the back up spots and the BP, but thats not why this team is so bad, or at least, not the whole reason.
160 and be stuck with a new steinbrenner puppet? maybe cashman deserves a lot of the blame, but let's remember that the alternative will almost definitely be worse (will almost definitely trade valuable prospects).
160 Cashman isn't beyond the axe, although I do think Torre's handling of the team from 2003 was more the reason for the team not winning the WS than the roster composition.
Kevin Brown in game 7, 2004, should have been the last game that Joe Torre ever managed for the New York Yankees.
What about his resume makes him particularly suitable for the Yankees?
I'm not saying he's not, I'm just curious why he gets so much attention.
169 of course, if we can get a good position player for him i can't complain. but what are the chances of that?
I guess Mattingly has to be fired because it would be tough to tell the new manager that he has to have the "other guy" on his staff.
For what it's worth:
Split GM tasks between Stick (identifying talent, shaping the roster) and Ca$h (getting them).
Make available everyone possible over 30 not named Jeter for trade. Pack the farm.
Do whatever it takes to keep A-Rod
Thank Joe for everything, hire Girardi.
Sit back, watch an exciting, albeit .500 club in '08.
Sign the right vet or two.
Break in the new stadium in '09 with the perfect mix of youth and experience a hungry team that will seriously contend. Then, and only then, the run begins anew...
if mariano isn't on this team for the rest of his career, i swear i'll stop being a fan.
Make that 'anyone not named Jeter and Mo'..
No comparison.
Please see comment 181.
(5) Weather, if a regulation game is called while an inning is in progress and before the inning is completed, and the visiting team has scored one or more runs to take the lead, and the home team has not retaken the lead.
The new suspended game rule is that if the game were tied, it would be suspended.
also, i'm happy, since now the astros can bench him and his .274 obp and give themselves a better chance at winning ballgames ...
great career and easy HOF'er in my book though ...
UPDATE, 10:51 p.m.: OK, I lied. They just put the tarp back on the field. It's raining a little again but more must be on the way.
i'm a big biggio fan, also. congrats to the smithtown, ny native! my only hope now, is that he can somehow smash about another 14 homers to join my favorite exclusive baseball club - 300-300!!!
yanks: we can't even win when we're winning...
Thanks. I was actually trying to provide comic relief after watching the Dodgers get 16 runners on base against Arizona in 9 innings and not score any of them.
In any case...hows it going guys?
Yes, but I'm a citizen of the world.
so, what are the chances they finish this game tonite?
glavine threw a 1-hit "complete game shutout" for 6 innings against the cards the other day and it was called for rain, but it was final. i guess we're screwed, 'coz we took the lead in the top half of the inning and the home team hasn't had the chance for last licks.
soooo - even when we do score and take a lead, it's bad timing. un-fucking-believable!
I believe they would finish the game on July 27 when the Yanks go to Baltimore again.
At least it's a divisional game, so the teams have more home games. Sometimes you can have the situation where the game is made up on the road because that's all that's left.
The original home and road designations belong.
I would like to see the game delayed until July 27 because with both of these rosters there should be a lot of churn and who knows who will be available.
Shea Hillenbrand could be making his Yankee debut by then.
Just kidding...!!!
i got to hang with Sam Celestial in Knoxville, Tenn in the mid-late 90's before he died. it was an honor playing in front of him : )
So the Yanks don't win and don't lose. I didn't think there could be a less-rewarding result than what they've had of late.
Also, John Gilmore (featured soloist on many recordings and concerts) was an amazing sax player who deserved more recognition...but there are many stories like that in jazz.
well, we did kinda lose -- detroit and clevenland both won. so did mini-soda...
seamus, there have been a ton of posthomous sun ra releases on both cd & dvd lately. i like a lot of the stuff on Evidence records. my fave is probably Sun Ra and his Solar Arkestra Visits Planet Earth Interstellar Low Ways.
john gilmore, michael ray & marshall allen were all great. yeah, it's not the easiest stuff to digest and "get" - that's for sure!
259 I've finally given in to the digital age. I still have all my vinyl but I've actually stopped buying it (just within the last year or two though). Now I'm kind of flustered by not having listened to many albums nearly often enough. itunes is too easy.
my favorite Sun quote was when he was asked why he moved to Philly. his reply: "Gotta fix the crack in the Liberty Bell!"
As much as I get frustrated with some of these guys, I unfortunately like most of them and I'd be sad to see many of them go.
I could live without Abreu & Damon. Also, anyone who has played 1st in the past 5 yrs.
That leaves 1st base & 1 or 2 outfield positions to fill.
In the pitching rotation, I could live without everyone in the pen save Mo, and that's about it. For some reason, as washed up as Moose has looked, I'd really miss him on the team.
Now I ask myself - do I really think that 1 or 2 outfielders, a 1st baseman, and a new bullpen would make all the diff? Maybe. Doesn't seem like that would be a tall order for Cashman to fill (well, maybe the pen would be tough to fill).
On the other hand, since 2000 we've pretty much changed
1st base annually, changed right field annually (save for Sheff's few years) and changed the pen annually or semi-annually, and we don't have anything to show for it.
So is this all attributable to Torre, or does this team of all stars just make a horrible TEAM when they're all thrown together?
(imagines sun ra and his arkestra playing 269
damon had a career year last year. most thought he'd be good for 2 years, half the contract. now, it seems like 1 great year and that's that.
unfortunately, mats probably isn't gonna get any better and develop more power in MLB.
i'm with you - i'd kinda miss moose too. the sourpuss has grown on me.
the bullpen bridge can keep changing. no names are always having great years, then turning to suck again. it's generally crapshoot and catching lightning in a bottle, (for the most part).
OK, that sentence was kind of crappy, but you get what I mean.
272 cult - have you heard of the col? that's cool! i played with him in fiji mariners, live gigs only, in 1996-1997. i've done other work with him, too and tons of related bands. i still see/talk to him all the time...
3,000 hits & 500 homers in the same day. nice milestones!!!
280 i don't know. i think there were like 3 Middle Easts, in different major northeast cities. yeah, it's been a decade at this point, so who knows anymore...
and, yeah, i'm sorry to everybody (that's left), too about getting so off topic - i just get excited when there's a lull here and it turns to music. me likey!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bfLpnXQpjvw
284 yeah, phish totally look up to the colonel, too. bruce is like the miles davis of that scene. he's a mentor to us all. i got to share a kit with jon fishman at a big col. bruce tribute concert here in town a few years back. very nice guy...
286 old phish was excellent! rift is my favorite. but nectar and hoist are both really good, too. i saw them on their 1st tour at jones beach for the junta album...
hey, rat skates is back on the scene with a new dvd! i was traversing his site just the other nite! feel the fire RULZ!!! here's the link (sorry for no tiny url)
http://www.kundrat.com/homey.htm
oh wait, is NE = new england? like Meliah Rage or something?
and, of course, "don't stop believin'"
yeah, i know it's journey, but, i believe i decided this afternoon, while at the gym, that it was the don larsen perfect game of songs, greatness achieved by the most unlikely ...
'course i'm a wee prejudiced, it's been in heavy rotation amongst my friends since that night on the sandcrawler at burningman last year ...
The main problem is, it's too restrained. When I saw him he was wearing a huge quasi-Egyptian headdress, there were three dancers wearing billowy yet skimpy gold lame, and everyone was generally having a grand old time.
Sun Ra himself, as far as I can tell, was serious about the whole interplanetary thing.
i'm BIG on zappa, miles, trane, mingus, dylan, etc.
a great Mingus record was from 1972 on columbia called Let My Children Hear Music. "The Shoes of the Fisherman's Wife Are Some Jive Ass Slippers," is one of the greatest song titles ever!
i wrote a whole dissertation on "don't stop believin'" on that banter thread. journey really weren't unlikely to achieve such greatness. they pretty much kicked ass...
299 that's awesome! yeah, sun was pretty much serious about everything. he and zappa each rehearsed their bands for unheard of amounts of time each day. sun ra was a big fan of saturn, as is col. bruce. the 10th moon of saturn is called Themis, which you can see is part of my sobriquet. colonel bestowed it on me back in '96...
here's another cool mingus title: "If Charlie Parker Were Alive, There'd Be A Lot Of Dead Copycats"!!! (or something like that)
Anthrax are amazing! charlie, to me, is the greatest metal drummer EVER, regardless of what the crazy death metallers can play today. he lives in Chicago now. the "classic" lineup has been back together for about 2 years now.
you should do yourself a favor and pick up the last studio record though. it's called "We've Come For You All." it's from '03 and you will not be disappointed. it's easily their best since Sound of White Noise, from a decade earlier.
the 'main' drummer from journey, steve smith (my idol), works with another former Santana member, Tom Coster. they have a great fusion band called Vital Information. the new cd, Vitalization, is excellent. listened to it today!
where in cali are you again? bay area thrash is the greatest metal there is!
john paul jones produced a butthole surfers record ahwile back. TooL do a cool version of No Quarter.
LA had some 'real' metal bands like Slayer and Abbatoir...
I'll keep trying.
"Slayer formed in 1981, when guitarist Kerry King met Jeff Hanneman while auditioning for a band. The two recruited bassist and vocalist Tom Araya, who had played with King in a band called Quits, and drummer Dave Lombardo who met King while delivering pizzas. The band began playing cover versions of Iron Maiden and Judas Priest songs at clubs and parties in Southern California"
but all of us have to be careful when we say we like "everything," 'coz most of us really don't. there are also sooo many sub-genres in styles. i have a couple of degrees in Classical Music and there are so many different eras/periods/styles and it's hard to really dig all of them. i'm a big fan of Indian Classical music. i also really like a lot of Afro-Cuban and avant garde. buuuuuut...
i'm a GIANT metalhead! : ) blame my big brother for that! jazz-fusion and thrash metal are definitely my 2 faves...
that said, Joe Jackson, is my favorite musician...
timmy k. is having multiple orgasims on BBTN talking about biggio & the big hurt. good stuff!
my appreciation for rap & hip-hop is pretty limited ... ice cube's "the predator", snoop's "doggy-style" and a couple of PE albums are about it ... other than that, i can appreciate it, but don't actually enjoy listening it ...
but then, i'm a live music junkie ... i'd rather see you fuck up trying to jump from A to .47 than listen to the most perfectly layered and composed studio album there is ...
oh, that's cool wiki has that info. i would never had thought to check it. yeah, i have waaaaay too much useless knowledge, mostly about Metal, floating around my brain.
i did win a relatively easy bet at the bar the other week for a friend of mine. he used me for silly baseball reference, betting with some random dude. they wanted to know the 1964 gold glove winners for 2nd baseman. thankfully, it was an easy one... : )
i saw slayer at MSG on the clash of the titans tour (w/ anthrax, megadeth and alice in chains), and they got banned from the venue 'coz fans literally ripped the seats out of the ground. it was weird and chaotic.
ooh, which reminds me -- Canada's Annihilator has a brand new cd out! : )
Man, are we the only two Easties still up? Where's Chyll? And I am about to pass the f*ck out...
yeah, i guess we are the only easties up! man, i'm wide the fuck awake. i'll be up for a coupla more hours... : ~
OK really now, my eyes are blurring, goodnight!
Yeah, this has to be the year. I hope to see Jeter finishing at .355, with Mags somewhere around .330.
yankz, you still up?
yeah, i'm sure they'll get back together and do another tour or three, at some point.
soooo, would the iron sheff be this good if he were in NY this season? something tells me he wouldn't be quite this good. he sure would look nice as our DH right now though...
have you got no fucking homes of your own???
for eight-hundred years, we've fought you without fear ...
and we'll fight you for eight-hundred more ...
You will never ever beat the IRA
The fourteen men in Derry
are the last that you will bury
So take a tip and leave us while you may.
when the green flag went up and the crown flag came down ...
'twas the neatest and sweetest thing 'ever you saw ...
when they played that great game, called erin go bragh ...
that said, i'm headed back home to NYC in 1.5 weeks to visit the fam. man, i would love nothing more than to catch a game at The Stadium before it goes bye-bye.
i'll treat you to a Blue Point ale. it's a long island micro brew and it's fucking awesome!!! can't wait to drink seven (or more!) in early july : )
it's weird, pronounced Slon Dja Moth (as in "sloth," not "moth)
essentially, it's just the way the say "cheers" in scotland. good health. l'chaim type of thing. i love it. i guess it's mostly shortened to just Slainthe.
but even when i toured extensively throughout the UK a coupla times, it was tough to find folks who still say/use that saying. i always do...
all that said, i didn't even know earthlink was still around. i always get it confused with Mindspring, which - i think - was another local computer company...?
man, i'd love to grab a beer or three! i'll be the guy in the Yankees shirt! seriously, lemme know when you're gonna be in town. as of now, i will most likely be in Pa. august 8-12, but other than that, i'm here. my friends and i try and do a college reunion up at Penn State every summer and those are the aug. dates we're gunning for.
1st week in august would be wonderful! you can come check out a gig and i'll take you for a beer. do you know where your HQ is located?
from couldn't stand weather, we've played: the title cut, scuttle buttin, voodoo chile (of course...), cold shot, tin pan alley and honey bee. essentially the whole damn record, just about. they're not all in regular rotation, but we've done 'em all...
i remember the day stevie died. i was working at a Record World on long island and was so devastated, (even as a drummer), that i took the day off.
i'm listening to some later Black Crowes - an atlanta band...
i recorded a record for an instrumental guitar god back in 2003. he had a 'stevie tune' that was very reminiscent of "house is a knockin'" -- much fun to play, indeed!
just let me know when you find out your travel dates. i'm gone aug 8-12. and i'll let you know about my pals' baked potato latin-jazz gig at the potato...
do you know what part of town Earthlink is located? metro atlanta is very spread out. everything's pretty much 20 minutes though...
i'm not big on bootlegs and stuff, but i have tons of official albums. nothing massive, but a collection of like 5,000...
wait, does stevie actually sing on that Little Wing? that would be cool. but he usually does it instrumental. i'd like to hear him sing it. nobody ever really mentions it, but i always dug his voice. he's not a great "singer," per se, but i did his intention and timbre...
this'll be easy. let's hope they send you here anytime other than the PSU trip and we'll meet up for beer/music/yanks...
atlanta really is a wonderful city. you'll enjoy it!
ooh, just got a text from my drummer buddy in LA -- he's gonna re-send the email about the baked potato gig. i'll just forward it to you...
rock on!
look forward to it!
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