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The Yankees broke ground on their new Stadium this morning on a bright, sunny day in the Bronx. Politicians, The Boss, Yogi, and Billy Crystal were just some of those in attendence. In an unrelated piece of sad news, veteran New York character actor Bruno Kirby lost his fight against leukemia yesterday. Kirby, who played the young Clemenza in "The Godfather II," and was featured in "This Is Spinal Tap," and "Modern Romance," as well as other notable flicks, was just 57. His raspy New York voice will be missed.
As for Yankee Stadium, Yankee Stadium is not a place. It's a state of consciousness. It's an astral plane. You can tear down a building, but you can never destroy Yankee Stadium. Yankee Stadium exists in all of us.
I love Bruno's small bit in "Spinal Tap," and man, he was simply perfectly cast as the young Clemenza (as just DeNiro was perfectly cast as the young Don Coreleone).
RIP Bruno Kirby.
Remember the scene in City Slickers when they're talking about their best day ever. Crystal's character describes to Kirby's and Daniel Stern's characters his first visit to Yankee Stadium with his father.
"Are you reading "Yes, I Can" by Sammy Davis, Jr.? You know what the title of that book should be? "Yes, I Can if Frank Sinatra says it's o.k." Cause Frank calls the shots for all those guys."
Classic.
I just saw clips of the ground breaking on Yes Network's Web site. George is still seems as cantankerous as ever as he complained about the heat, but at least he kept it short. Bud is just annoying. Ugh. At least, the Yankees get to keep more of their revenue from the league building this new Stadium which must kill Bud and his employers.
Of course, his role from Godfather II will always be the one I think of when I hear Bruno Kirby. Apparently when he was asked to do City Slickers II, he turned them down saying that he was arleady in the greatest sequel of all time(Paraphrased).
A couple of other unheralded, yet memorable, performances that I can think of off the top of my head:
- The tortured father of the main character in 'Sleepers'.
- The 2nd Lt. in 'Good Morning Vietnam' who performed with the fictitious 'Frenchy' character during his attempt to replace Robin Williams on Armed Forces radio.
My take on the new Stadium: It will signal (or at least be pretty close to it) the end of the Era of George. We've all heard the rumors about his failing health, and 3 years sounds about right as to when he might be handing off most of his responsibilities in regards to the team.
As fans, we'll also be in the fortunate position of having members (hopefully) of the current Yankees dynasty usher in this new building, and hopefully create a few more lasting memories before they fade into the night. It's not like the Yankees are desperate for attendance - or money - and the team is so downright awful that the only way to get people to come out is to provide a multi-billion-dollar distraction with shopping boutiques, luxury boxes and 5-star restaurants.
Bruno's father Bruce was a regular on Columbo, one of my all-time favorites. Bruno appeared in one episode, the one with Patrick McGoohan at the military school.
Other than the movies being mentioned, given his time after working on The Godfather II, then I would have expected a lot more movies on his resume along with more recognition.
I must say, I never really knew his real name BUT I knew who he was. I recognized him in Entourage and was like, "oh there's Clemenza". Was he more private? Did he not get a lot of work or was he just more picky than others?
Nevertheless, RIP Bruno Kirby.
Him getting bumped from Larry's final show was hilarious, but my favorite was this exchange with "Hank Kingsley" who was the clueless Ed McMahon to Larry's Carson.
Bruno Kirby: I was in "The Godfather".
Hank Kingsley: I don't think so.
Bruno Kirby: I was in "The Godfather Part 2".
Hank Kingsley: Oh see, I only saw Part 3, the good one.
And props to 11 for the Frenchy reference. If only Robin Williams had learned a thing or two from Bruno about how to be funny without being a clown.
RIP, Bruno Kirby.
Jess: "Baby talk"? That's not a saying.
Harry Burns: Oh, but "baby fish mouth" is sweeping the nation? I hear them talking.
Lt. Steven Hauk (Kirby): First of all, don't make fun of the weather here, and don't say the weather is the same all the time here. Because it's not. In fact, it's two degrees colder today than yesterday.
Adrian Cronauer (Robin Williams): Two degrees colder, me without my muff.
"Hello, I must be going," is the opening line to Groucho's big intro song in the Marx Brothers' second movie, "The Animal Crackers."
p.s. Schnorer is the Yiddish word for "begger."
Lyrics to Hooray for Captain Spaulding:
Jamison (Zeppo): There's something that I'd like to state
That he's too modest to relate.
The Captain is a moral man.
Sometimes he finds it trying.
Spaulding (Groucho): This fact I'll emphasize with stress:
I never take a drink unless
Somebody's buying.
Crowd: The Captain is a very moral man.
Jamison: If he hears anything obscene,
He'll naturally repel it.
Spaulding: I hate a dirty joke I do,
Unless it's told by someone who
Knows how to tell it.
Crowd: The Captain is a very moral man.
Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African Explorer.
Spaulding: Did someone call me Schnorer?
Crowd: Hooray hooray hooray!
Spaulding: [Wacky Dance]
Jamison: He went into the jungle,
Where all the monkeys throw nuts.
Spaulding: If I stay here I'll go nuts.
Crowd: Hooray hooray hooray.
Spaulding: [Wacky Dance]
Crowd: He put all his reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked his life for science.
Spaulding: Hey hey!
Mrs. Rittenhouse (Margaret Dumont): He is the only white man
Who covered every acre.
[Note: This line is often edited from the film, and the version from
which the sound clip was taken is no exception]
Spaulding: I think I'll try and make her.
Crowd: Hooray hooray hooray!
Spaulding: [Extended Wacky Dance]
Crowd: He put all his reliance
In courage and defiance.
And risked his life for science.
Spaulding: Hey hey!
Crowd: Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Spaulding (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -
Crowd (interrupting): Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Spaulding (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -
Crowd (interrupting again): Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
The African explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Spaulding (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -
(singing): Hooray for Captain Spaulding,
the African Inquirer.
(spoken): Well, somebody's gotta do it.
Rob Reiner coproduced, cowrote and costarred in this TV-movie about suburban "angst" in the 1980s. Reiner is one of four wealthy Long Islanders who play for an amateur softball team. All four men (Reiner, Bruno Kirby, Robert Costanzo and Christopher Guest) suffer from profound personal and professional problems, thus the weekly ball game becomes a method of working out their frustrations. So adept do they become at this cathartic activity that their team makes it to the state-wide championship--which leads to yet another crisis. Million Dollar Infield was the first of several "behind the scenes" projects for onetime TV sitcom star Rob Reiner.
Anyone ever see it?
He was also in Tin Men, a pretty good period comedy from the 80's, and interestingly was in the 1972 Pilot episode of the M*A*S*H TV Series...
Oh, and his real name was Bruno Quidaciolu Jr.
(Harpo and Chico arive with three chairs).
No no, get these chairs out of here.
I remember Good Morning Vietnam being Robin Williams' breakthrough box office hit. He spent most of the 80s as box office poison. My favorite Williams performance was from that period though--in Paul Mazursky's "Moscow on the Hudson." I though GMV was effective if maudlin--that bombing montage over Louis Armstrong's "A Wonderful World," was just too much for me. But Barry Levinson was wise to surround the very hammy Williams with the likes of Kirby, JT Walsh and F. Whitaker.
I still think about the coffee scene in Moscow on the Hudson whenever I walk into a Super Stop and Shop to do my grocery shopping. Great performances in that film by his Russian buddy (who actually was a clown) and the old man who played his grandfather.
Well, it was set in Vietnam.
A) the sun will reflect off it into the batters' eyes
B) It will block a great deal of the action from the view of those seated in the bleachers on either side of it.
Check the drawings:
http://www.ballparktour.com/new_yankees_43.jpg
http://www.ballparktour.com/Test_New_Yankee5.jpg
I guess the thing is a restaurant or something, but wow does that ever look like a bad idea.
Like I said, the more I think about it . . .
I saw "Moscow on the Hudson" after reading about it in law school - there was a copyright issue with the movie poster vs the New Yorker's famous NYC-centric cover. It was nice to see Robin Williams doing something genuinely funny instead of the garbage he's been in over the years. Every peak has its valley, I suppose.
I would gladly trade Pluto, which is apparently still alive, for Bruno Kirby. RIP.
The new place looks like it will have the charm and character of a Home Depot.
Heading up to the old place in about an hour. Can't wait.
After Robin Williams calls him "sir" J.T. Walsh's hardass sergeant points to the stripes on his shoulder and asks "What does three up and three down mean, soldier?"
Williams answers with a sheepish grin: "End of the inning?"
The genie in Aladdin had a beard, so that counts. But I think Birdcage deserves an exception - a thoroughly watchable movie, maybe because Williams is the straight man (so to speak).
I am not happy with the new park, though not as unhappy as Cliff. At least it stays in the Bronx, and this conforms to a NYC tradition of multiple venues with same name (MSG, Polo Grounds). There are also some problems (practicla and aesthetic) with the current park that would be difficult to solve within the parameters of remodelling.
The problems with the current park are not so much the product of the remodelling in 1975, so much as the subsequent handling of the physical plant. By continuing to bring in the fences, the current configuration does not invoke the old Death Valley very much (in 1976, LCF was still 430'), while at the same time moving fans in LF farther from the action. Frankly, all the fences, tacked on seats, piles of dirt and groundkeeping equipment, windows in the fence (and ads painted on the walls) render the current field rather aesthetical unpleasing, IMO.
The exterior was stripped of much of the original charm. The way crowd control is handled makes getting into and especially out of the stadium burdonsome (why DO they close off so many exits, and force everyone out of just a couple of gates?).
The new design will address these issues to some degree anyway. People flow should be better (I'm not that bothered by the separation between the exterior hull and interior stadium). The exterior aesthetics will improve. The interior aesthetics will, in general, improve--especially if some sort of frieze is restored to the upper roof. At least the stands will match the configuration better.
OK, but now some complaints. The Upper deck will be smaller and farther way. This will actually improve sight lines for much of the UD, by eliminating the lost corners of the field. But, like all new parks, there will not be any of the "on top of the game' feel. I had the pleasure of sitting in the upper deck of old Tigers' Stadium--amazing! There is also someting so distinct about Yankee Stadium's three stacked decks, still almost one on top of each other. No other park looks so vertical and intimidating, IMO.
Finally, the dimensions. Why is there the desire to 'preserve the current dimension?' Every other new park is quirky, if forced so. Couldn't they humor the traditionalists with just a dash of Death Valley asymmetry? Say, 415 to LCF and 410 to CF? The whole justification for bringing n the fences before was to provide the fans with access to monument park, but that problem will presumably be solved from scratch in the new park.
Overall, I am sad and a littl eangry, but mostly resigned and somewhat relieved the new park doesn't appear to be a total abomination.
50 Williams ruined Aladdin (which is saying something), that doesn't count. Birdcage was crap. The original French version (which I'll avoid trying to spell here) was great fun. The Hollywood version was abysmal. Wasn't that a mustache movie like Cadillac Man. Mustache movies are also bad, must be a full beard.
Octavio Dotel: Just called up, comes in to strike out the side in the 8th in the Fens.
Zack: [Wacky Dance]
Cashman: I have decided to call up Colter Bean and DFA Ponson. Not onyl that, but I have found a way to force Joe Torre to pich Bean
Zack: [Wacky Dance]
Yankees: We have decided that beer is too expensive at the stadium, so from now on all Beer will be $2.00.
Zack: [Extended Wacky Dance]
You get the point...
It, um, tends to rain in New York City during the summer.
The gate and concessions for games missed (and replayed with 15,000 on hand) would pay for the damn roof after a couple of years.
The late Pauline Kael called Williams' roles in "Dead Poets," "Awakenings," etc. as his benevolent eunuch roles.
Did anyone ever see the PBS film version of Saul Bellow's novella "Seize the Day" that he did? I remember liking that okay too.
"Excuse me, I'm not cutting through here to harass the departing VIPs, I'd just like to get to my car before 3am."
I'm certainly welcoming any and all improvements to the general atmosphere of the Stadium and the surrounding neighborhood, but like most folks here I'm melancholy because it just won't be the same ol' Yankee stadium.
As you mentioned, however, the outer facade of the park betrays the original stadium design - even though I'm certainly attached to the way YS looks right now, I wouldn't think too many 'original' stadium patrons would mourn the loss of the current design.
As I recall, Safeco field was designed & constructed with heavy player input - Griffey, A-Rod, Buhner et all. IIRC they would take BP in a half-constructed field and gave feedback to the architects on how it could be improved in regards to seeing & hitting the ball.
I'm sure the initial plans were drawn up with the exterior and overall structure in mind - the inner dimensions would HAVE to be completed with the current Yankees roster in mind (and their input), no?
Anyway, is the current stadium such a drag for the fans to see a ballgame in? Not to me, nor the 50,000 who show up every day. And I don't believe the story that it's about to collapse and can't be fixed. The new park is just another case of history being wrecking-balled so someone can up their revenues by 10 or 20%. Sad.
OK, I feel better now.
As for considerations of the current roster, why? Rosters turn over so quickly and this Stadium will be around for decades. Sticking with the current dimensions is fine by me.
Maybe the restaurant will use a dark glass with little glare? It would be a great place to watch for an inning if you can score a window seat. The blocked views in the bleachers are alarming though. Wonder if the bleachers will be accessible from the rest of the stadium.
A nice short porch in right and a spacious left-center is mandatory!
Unless they were planning this to be a multipurpose arena.
Which, of course, would be blasphemy.
When the stadium was remodelled and opened in 1976, the seating capacity was listed as only 54,000, increased to 57,000+ in the 1980s. I always wondered where those extra seats came from--did they not sell LF bleacher seats at first?
Anyway, I hope (probably in vain) that they leave room for some seating expansion in the future, even if only a little more.
I love the Stadium too, but as 51 and 61 said, if we're being honest, that is NOT a beautiful building from the outside. It looks like a fort -- windowless, gray, concrete. Once you get inside, of course, you forget all about that... but still, they really blew it with the 70s renovation.
Oh, and 53 Zack - brilliant idea.
Which, of course, would be blasphemy."
Does that include Giants' games and papal masses?
: )
Of course I must clarify what I said in 66: lefty power.
;-)
It'd get old fast. ;-)
Yeah, this makes me an evil consumer, I know. Just being honest.
83 I meant that just have the Pope do that once. I think the Pope only came to Yankee Stadium once for a session, right? That's what I mean, just hold a session there.
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