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Dag, it got brick cold again in New York this weekend. Em and I watched "The Maltese Falcon" last night. "This is good," she tells me (like I don't know). I say, "Sure it is, honey" without trying to sound like a stuffed shirt. Today gives cooking--for me at least--a hearty soup, a pot of marinara sauce for whenver, and Emily's weekly soy-nut-bulgar-surprise (hey, I don't ask questions when it comes to her food, I just cook it, bro).
Breifly, crusing around the local papers, here are a few tidbits:
Tyler Kepner on Aaron Small; Bill Madden on Ron Guidry; Joe Torre on Mariano Rivera; Brian Cashman on Gary Sheffield, and finally, George Steinbrenner on Ozzie Guillen (and yeah, I purposely avoided Ozzie's SI quotes earlier this week because the last thing we need is the comments section to spin out all day on another boring Alex Rodriguez-is-a-phony debate). For what it is worth, Guillen issued a public apology to Rodriguez.
Hey, any fans out there planning on going to spring training this year? I've never been myself, but if you are gunna go, or if you've been in the past, I'd love to hear what it is like. Might help keep us all warm on a cold day in the Big Apple.
I love the scene of Bogie and Greenstreet - "I like talking to a man who likes to talk." I love how Huston shot Greenstreet. And don't forget to look for Walter Huston as Capt. Jacoby.
"That, he explained, was how he used to throw a sinker. Last spring, the pitching coach Mel Stottlemyre suggested that he move his fingers up a bit, so only the right one rested on a seam. The effect was astounding."
Stotts took a lot of shit from bloggers for being useless. Did he perform a miracle on Aaron Small?
I was lucky enough last week to catch a double feature of "The Maltese Falcon" and "The Third Man". It just doesn't get better than that.
How do chicks not know about this stuff? I'm still amazed.
It's like Bertolucci saying that he'd never work with an editor again if they ever won an award for their work on one of his movies. The point being, if the audience is admiring the technique, they are being taken out of the story. I've always loved storytellers with the discipline to keep everything focused on the only thing that counts: the story.
Doing more with less is always a beautiful thing. We had a nice little thread going a couple of months ago concerning minimalism. It's hard to accuse John Huston of being a minimalist but the message is clear: get out of the way of the story and you're doing your job. If the audience is aware of the editing it only detracts from the story. If they're aware that a "Star" is playing a role and aren't lost in the performance itself what does that ultimately say about the performance.
I think the same thing can be said in sports. We can admire the beauty of a great offensive line working together but we the audience really aren't aware of it unless it's screwing up. A baseball GM is I think analogous or least can be. We really won't notice that Cashman is having an effect on the inner workings of the Yankees unless he's screwing up.
Ken Davidoff has something on this in Newsday today that I really like the sound of. He talks about how Cashman is making some subtle yet important changes in the Yankee structure. About how he hasn't attacked the Tampa office with a metaphoric meat clever. I do think we need to give Cashman some time to put his stamp on this thing; OPP and the other criticisms not withstanding. Hopefully, in time, that stuff will prove to be the forgotten debris of a bygone era. I think BC's making a good start.
Many times in an organization it's smaller, less dramatic changes than those that are widely called for during times of conflict that have dramatic and far reaching affects on the way business is done. BC seems to understand that in some ways it's the very culture of the Yankees that requires changing. I think that ultimately, that's what his new contract is about. This is something that goes beyond who is on the field today yet this philosophy will ultimately effect how that aspect is decided. I think in some important ways this is precisely what John Huston was talking about: "get out of the way of the winning and your doing your job".
Christ this turned into a novel, sorry.
It is what the story is about but you're right, how do you get it in where it was.
On a totally unrelated note, can anyone instruct me on how to calculate VORP? I'm a saber neophyte and am currently feuding with a West Coast buddy of mine over Sheff versus Vlad. Based on the amount of time missed by Vlad, I'm almost certain that Sheff has been the more valuable of the two over the past two seasons (not that you could really go wrong either way).
"How do chicks not know about this stuff? I'm amazed."
Errrr.... because too many of the guys who are into this stuff repeatedly call them "chicks" and "babes"? Just a guess.
The Maltese Falcon is undeniably brilliant, the apex of the genre - 3 other faves from that era are "Murder, My Sweet", "Spellbound", and more Bogie, "The Big Sleep".
That entry otherwise sounds like it's from Wikipedia.
That bitter, twisted snarl on his face when he talks about waiting for her to get out... man, what a fantastic piece of work. Bogie never got enough respect for his acting ability.
When I watch Alan Ladd in Shane I can think of a number of actors at the time who could have played the role of a ticking time bomb and done it perhaps more convincingly. I can't imagine that in any of Bogie's big immortal roles. Robert Montgomery, Alan Ladd even Robert Mitchum's Philip Marlowe characterizations for example all seem thin to me after The Big Sleep. Although I suppose Hawks and Faulkner could have something to do with that. Even his melting scene in the Caine Mutiny is a thing of beauty, although I hate to watch it.
Errr Sorry Ravenscar, that was not very PC of me. I suppose I got carried away with the talk about Bogie. However, the work is good enough to stand on its own despite the apparent idiocy of some of the individual men who value it. I guess I'll have to ask all the women I know to stop saying the word chick.
My wife surprised me for my birthday, with tickets from NY to Tampa and tickets to the Yankees/Pirates at Legends Field. What a cool thing I thought it was seeing the mini monument park.
We stayed about 2 miles from the Yankee complex - and boy is it a complex. I believe there were 2 side-fields and then Legends Field but I'n not certain about that. We got to the park early and just sat in the sun. It was probably about 70 degrees, absolutely perfect baseball weather and a nice respit from a New York winter.
It happened to be a split squad day, so not the whole roster was there, but we did get to see Bernie and Posada which was great for my wife as those are two of her favorites. Pavano was on the hill which and I hoped he would show well in his first Yankee spring and he did that day. In between innings we saw him running the side field and I liked to see the work ethic, my hopes for him at that point were high, even though I didn't like the signing at the time...
This is getting way to long, the Yanks lost it in the ninth. Did get to see Duncan play an inning at third base and K in the ninth, I believe it might have been his only AB last spring. It was a great experience and I'd love to do it again and for longer. I recommend it for any Yankee fan.
"I guess I'll have to ask all the women I know to stop saying the word chick."
Ohhhh I saw that one coming a mile away, however. ;-)
Quick snip that at least I didn't know about the Yanks spring training locales:
"The New York Yankees have held spring training in the following locations: Baltimore (1901); Savannah, Ga. (1902); Atlanta (1903-1904); Montgomery, Ala. (1905); Birmingham, Ala. (1906); Atlanta (1907-1908); Macon, Ga. (1909); Athens, Ga. (1910-1911); Atlanta (1912); Hamilton, Bermuda (1913); Houston (1914); Savannah, Ga. (1915); Macon, Ga. (1916-1918); Jacksonville (1919-1920); Shreveport (1921); New Orleans (1922-1923); St. Petersburg (1924-1942); Asbury Park, N.J. (1943); Atlantic City (1944-1945); St. Petersburg (1946-1950); Phoenix (1951); St. Petersburg (1952-1961); Ft. Lauderdale (1962-1995); Tampa (1996-present)."
From: http://tinyurl.com/qmm7j
As for the Maltese Falcon, there's no denying Bogart's excellence in that movie. But if we're going to talk about other actors in the film, Mary Astor's performance as Brigid O'Shaughnessy was, IMO, outstanding. She brought that scamming chameleon to life.
Finally, for those of you who have not read Hammett's other detective novels, particularly the "Continental Op" mysteries such as "Red Harvest," check them out. In comparing the amount of "noir" in the stories, The Maltese Falcon is twilight, while Red Harvest is about 4 a.m.
"...Rivera's initial bullpen session has become a news event of sorts the last few springs because of how FRAGILE the reliever's arm has been..."
Since when does a Rivera have a fragile arm? A precious arm I can see but not fragile.
1996 61 G 107 IP
1997 66 G 77 IP
1998 54 G 61 IP
1999 66 G 69 IP
2000 66 G 75 IP
2001 71 G 80 IP
2002 45 G 46 IP
2003 64 G 70 IP
2004 74 G 78 IP
2005 71 G 78 IP
Only Robb Nenn and Trevor Hoffman are comparable in # of appearances and consistency and neither are comparable in achievement. Rivera has been the Yankees' most reliable player pitcher for 10 years. Fragile he ain't.
I liked the Matlese Falcon, it's one of my favorite movies but it still hasn't cracked my top 5 movies. This is my personal list and it's in no particular order:
1. Raging Bull
2. Usual Suspects
3. Godfather 2
4. Godfather 1
5. Scarface
The other movies that come really close and that I own:
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
French Connection (the first one)
Guns of Navarone
Patton
(For those not in on the joke: Kurosawa loosely adapted Red Harvest as Yojimbo, which then got turned into Fistful of Dollars by Leone, which then got turned into Last Man Standing by Walter Hill -- returning the story to its original time and place but getting further away from the actual book itself.)
Attended first Spring Training in early sixties in West Palm Beach at the Braves camp. In early teens. Played high school ball. Played catch with bat or ball boy. Shagged fouls and returned balls. Watched drills. Not a lot of people at practices. Saw a few games, but cannot remember who played or who won. My cousin had tickets. He didn't stay to the end. Saw Aaron, Matthews, Crandall. Don't remember Torre.
Didn't go again until late 80's and early 90's. One year, went to Grapefruit and Cactus. Was at the first game at Giant's stadium in Scottsdale. Sat behind woman who was hit in face with ball. Watched pitchers warm up and drills in morning. Best day was outfield practice. Bonds throwing to the bases. Unbleievable. Saw the Cubs, Cardinals, and cannot remember who else. Stadium so clean you could eat off the floor in the bathroom. Had to buy tickets at premium. Cops on bicycles patrolled looking for scalpers.Friday night benefit for Humana against Cubs, SRO with beautiful people. Just geougeous. Pink sky. Chardonnay at the concession stand.
In West Palm, saw Expos and Braves. They shared the same stadium. If you walked to the Expo side, they sold Canadian beer. On the Braves side, US beer, Bud, I think. Sat behind dugout. Best seat I ever had. Wore a Jank hat. Took grief. Bought an Expo hat which I still have.
Went to Ft. Lauderdale to see Janks. Some people wore sports jackets to the game. Rains came. Couldn't believe I spent $50 for a ticket, drove an hour, and got rained out. Just remember being cold.
Ravenscar, # 15, Kevin who? I'll usually defend our guys till the last dog dies but not that guy. I still can't believe we made that trade, even if we did send Weaver packing. The poster boy for OPP? (I can say that now that I know what it is)
And why did we get rid of the Dream? Because he didn't turn out to be a #1 (same too with Vazquez). Except both are legit #3's or 4's. All those prospects to chase OPP. Sad really.
You know I really hope that we win this year, and CASH-man shuts me up in the process. Unfortunately that's the division between my emotional and rational minds.
Nick -
I stand corrected - we lost 4 draft picks this year (1st and 2nd for Damon/ 2nd and 3rd for Farns) and gained two for Gordon (1st and 2nd). Sum total = -2 from OPP
from: http://tinyurl.com/rgg9s
Happy that the mention of his name starts a flurry of responses about bests ever, rekindling fond memories of movie watching and talking. Our cahiers du cinema, yes.
Four categories come to mind (not exclusive): Top Ten (cannot be most fav, impossible); Best Bogart (tough, tough); Best Film Noir (James Ursini definition); Best Private Detective Story (oh, where to begin).
No doubt, The Maltese Falcon makes all the lists. But, eh!
Not close to top on my Top Ten list, but there.
Just in my top five on the Bogey list (Casablanca [Bergman], African Queen [Hepburn, Kate], To Have and Have Not [Ms. Bacall/Brennan/Hawks and Hemmingway], Sabrina [Hepburn, Audry], The Maltese Falson [Astor/Sidney/Lorre]). Hon. Mention: Treasure of Sierra Madre [Walter Huston/Blake, Robert/ Holt-no dames]).
Best Noir. I like Double Indemnity [Fred Flubberdad/Edward G/Barbara], Chinatown for one in color.
Private Dicks. Hard to top the Big Sleep. How about Elliot Gould in the Altman movie with Nina Von Pallandt and Jankee JIM BOUTON (last scene a killer)? And there is always Robert Mitchum, who by the way starred with Ronda Flemming in Out of the Past, another great noir.
Velmaaaaaaaaaa.
Thanks for the opportunity.
I think Maltese Falcon is a great and important movie. Great because it is a nearly perfect film and important because it defined a new genre of film. Double Indemnity is right there in my way of thinking. The dialoge in that movie is on par with anything ever done in Hollywood and that includes "His Girl Friday".
There isn't a movie on that list I don't love. Great stuff Mick. Have you seen "In A Lonely Place"? Bogey produced that one, I really like it. It's a level below the great ones but it still holds up. His character has a great name in that one - Dickson Steele. Only Bogey could have gotten away with that.
It's viewing both deals together that causes the pain to become extreme. I still can't believe we picked up Brown. It's an organizational stain that won't be expunged. Why, Why, Why, Why? Its starting again, I have to go.
Two legit propects + 32 mil (for extension) + Vazquez (N.Johnson, etc + 9 mil to help his cover his salary).
What did we get in return? A Game 3 disaster. That said, he could have a monster year and we win the Serious - but does that make it worth it?
You are correct about Ms. Flemming. Also in the picture,Kirk Douglas debuts. Real tough guy.
Haven't seen In a Lonely Place in years. Remember Bogey's disquieting character gave me the willies. Have to Netflix it and get back to you. Supposed to be a perfect noir.
I hated to give up Knick Johnson in the Vazquez deal but if no Vazquez then no Unit and no Unit, in this scenario anyway, no Serious.
But I'm with you man, it was a crazy way to do business.
Dimelo, are you referring to Paul Muni's "Scarface" or Pacino's? I hope the former.
Great, great point. Stylization isn't necessarily a bad thing, in and of itself. But when nifty camera tricks fail to serve as an effective means for a narrative, i.e., when having fun with the camera no longer does anything to further the plot or character development of a story, then it just becomes excessive and/or pretentious. Welles and Kubrick were prime examples of developming and implementing their respective techniques (deep focus, steady cam) to enhance the plot and emotion of the film.
Watching "The Constant Gardner" last night reminded me of why I rarely watch any movies post-1980. What could've been a pretty decent movie was ruined (in my mind, at least) by stupid director tricks. It is the exception these days that directors/producers/editors actually give the scene a chance to breathe.
Just some trivia from the book and movie which have a BB feel, even if out of the base line, a little.
Who discovers Archer's body. Officer Shilling.
What kind of tobacco does Samuel Spade smoke? Bull Durham.
What catcher appears on the front page of the newspaper Wilmer reads in the hotel? Don't know!
Ward Bond & Barton MacLane...Man did Huston cast that picture perfectly or what?
Who knows, maybe Bacardi was a very "in" drink at the moment. Vodka didn't become popular 'til the 50s...you would have figured Marlowe to be more of a Scotch or rye guy. The book was published during prohibition, and I don't recall what he drinks in it.
Another idle trivia bit - at one point, Warners wanted to name the film "The Gent from Frisco." Seriously.
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