Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
In Bill Cosby's famous "Go Carts" routine, he talked about the importance of having good theme music when racing. Ballplayers love theme music too, as they get to choose four-bar clips that are played when they come to bat in their home parks. Actually, I'm assuming they get to pick their songs. I'm pretty sure they Yankees do anyway. The selections usually are not that interesting: Derek Jeter goes for the latest club hits, Paul O'Neill used to love meat-and-potatoes classic rock cuts. Some guys actually have taste: Chuck Knoblauch appropriately used BDP's "South Bronx" before his at bats, and David Justice nabbed another 1986 Hip Hop classic, "Eric B is President" by Eric B and Rakim. Other players have a sense of humor--Dave Dellucci goes for the "Godfather" theme down in Texas. (Funny music is so underrated at the ballpark. For instance, a couple of years ago, when Rickey Henderson was on the Mets, he was thrown out trying to steal second one day in Pittsburgh. As he jogged off the field, the organist played "Old Grey Mare." Wise-ass organists rock.)
Last year, Hideki Matsui used "Get Back" and "Day Tripper" by the Beatles, which I thought was amusing simply because it sounded so out-of-place. But it fit Matsui's personality well. This year, Matsui is using "The Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin, which is outstandingly random. I'm really loving that. It got me to thinking, wouldn't it be fun to be able to play DJ for your team? So I sat down and came up with a playlist for the Yankees. (Cliff is working on the bench and will have his picks up later today.) Some of the songs are really obvious, used because they have a good opening, others because the title works.
Derek Jeter: "I Got it Made," Special Ed; "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)" The Rolling StonesTony Womack: "My Man Speedy" Joe Cuba Sextet; any generic song you'd hear on Spanish radio that's like 175 bpm's and has the word "Magnifico" in the chorus
Bernie Williams: "Angela" (Theme song from "Taxi") Bob James; "Blue Bossa" Joe Henderson; "Tiptoe through the Tulips" Tiny Tim
Alex Rodriguez: "You're so Vain" Carley Simon; anything by Liberace
Gary Sheffield: "Bad to the Bone" George Thorogood (obvious, I know, but it'd work); "Kick in the Door" Biggie Smalls, or the song it sampled so well, "I Put a Spell on You" Screamin Jay Hawkins
Hideki Matsui: "Smoke on the Water" Deep Purple; "Big Bottom" Spinal Tap
Tino Martinez: "Chocolate City" Parliament (what with the new nickname and all); "The Stroke" Billy Squier
Jason Giambi: "Nowhere Man" The Beatles; "Don't Bring Me Down" ELO; "I Will [Might] Survive" Gloria Gaynor
Ruben Sierra: "La Murga PanaMena" Cal Tjader; "Spoonful" Willie Dixon
Jorge Posada: "Watermelon Man" Mongo Santamaria; "When the Levee Breaks" Led Zeppelin
Honorary Cut: Luis Sojo: "Sanford and Son Theme Song" Quincy Jones
What joints would you pick? There are no rules here. Come down selector!
Sheff currently uses "In Da Club" by 50 Cent and the theme song from "Shaft." It's hard to improve on "Shaft."
Gosh, I hate player "intro music." I would ban it, if I were commish.
It reeks of NBA and WWF. Baseball does not need it. And, if you cut it out, you would probably shave 10 minutes off the average time of a game.
I have to agree that intro music has gotten out of hand, but I used to love the fact that the Orioles would play (and maybe still do) Sam & Dave's "Hold On, I'm Comin'" when they brought a reliever into a tight spot.
As for an alternative Jeter theme song, my wife just proposed "Sexy MF" by Prince. Should I be worried?
I think it would be great if the only music you heard at the ballpark came from the organist.
That Special Ed record is slammin. "Hoe Down" is still one of my favorites.
I thought that "Top Billin" by the Audio Two would work well for Jeter too. Classic opening drum beats.
another note on the organist at shea: i actually went to a bunch of mets games while rickey was there and aside from being a wise-ass, the organist was actually very daring. aside from the usual pre-game/between innings fare, i got to watch him, over the course of the season, work out a great version of "Peaches in Regalia" by Frank Zappa. Sure, as far as Zappa goes, it's tame; but in the grand scheme of things: an MLB stadium organist in 2001 playing Frank Zappa between innings? i think that's FANtastic.
That being said, however, for Ruben Sierra, I assume you guys know about these:
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I'd like it if the first four batters of the line-up each had a verse from the greatest rap song ever: The Juice Crew's The Symphony: "Next up. Yo I believe that's me..."
That's the only song out of all those that I own.
If I recall, Jeter had Hate Me Now up on his at bats for awhile. That one would work for A-Rod or Sheff.
I was in Fenway a couple years back when Manny's choice cut had a loud and clear "motherf*cker" echoing around the ballpark. I remember thinking, "Oooh, that's gonna get someone fired..."
The organist at Shea is playing the opening riff from "Blister in the Sun" to rouse the crowd this year. Again, it's safe, but for a ballpark it's cool. And especially appropriate at Shea.
Rap quiz: Who are the four Juice Crew Mcs who rhyme on "The Symphony" and in what order to they appear?
The MSG organist plays "Peaches en Regalia," too...wonder if it's the same guy.
I enjoyed the obvious "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult for some of Matsui's ABs the past couple years. It's a bit too on the nose, but what the hell.
What can they play for Cano? "Mrs. Robinson?" "Ain't No More Cane?"
I was wondering about "The Symphony" too and, yes, I agree that it is the greatest rap song ever (just ahead of another collaborative epic, "The Scenario")...but the one problem with "The Symphony" and why it wouldn't quite work right now is that the song featured some all-star talent at their prime (i.e. Big Dady Kane, Kool G Rap, etc.).
Right now, the way the Yanks have been playing, I'd have to wait until they all play like they're in their prime before I insert a song of that caliber in there.
If Jeter, Womack, Arod and Shef really go on a tear, I think "The Symphony" might just be mandatory!
verse 2: Craig G
verse 3 (and my favorite): Kool G Rap
verse 4: the 1, the only Big Daddy Kane
I hope I'm right!
"Yo, Marley gives the slice, I get nice,
and my voice is twice as horrifying as Vincent Price"
A few years back I noticed an organist (I want to say at Comiskey, but I'm not sure) playing Weezer's "Hash Pipe."
1. ace-jeter
2. craig g-womack
3. kool g rap: sheff
4. hideki/arod-kane
cuz if rap was a house, you'd be evicted.
And dismissed from the microphone, chokin' on a bone, cuz Daddy's home.
And battlin' me is hazardous to health,
so put a quarter in your ass, cuz ya played yourself"
Nick, you are correct, sir. Both "The Symphony" and "Scenerio" are classic posse cuts. G Rap also wrote one of the great Hip Hop songs ever in "Streets of New York." "Ill Street Blues" is tight too.
Recently, I made a mix cd of the Greatest, or most influencial emcess' from the 1986-88 era. I left out RUN DMC, Kool Moe Dee, Ice T, and NWA, who put out there first single in 88. I picked seven rappers. I don't know why. I just thought it was a good, odd number, plus I was then able to call the mix, "The Magnificent Seven."
In no particular order, the Grandmasters I chose were:
1. KRS ONE
2. Chuck D
3. Big Daddy Kane
4. Rakim
5. Slick Rick
6. LL Cool J
7. Kool G Rap
For Jason, how about "Don't Let (send) Me Down"
"Tomb of the Boom" by OutKast for Sheff.
Jeter gets 50's P.I.M.P. I know it's not too original but it fits so well.
Giambi- "Hard Road to Travel" by Jimmy Cliff, or if you wanna be mean about it, "Don't Go Away Mad, Just Go Away" by the Crue.
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Giambi: "Shattered" Rolling Stones or "Substitute" The Who
Rodriguez: "Goody Two Shoes" Adam Ant
Bernie: "Take Five" Dave Brubeck
Did they ever use "Godzilla" by Blue Oyster Cult for Matsui's at bats? I know they've used it for between inning highlights.
sheff
-"i got 'cha" by joe tex (song seems similarly old and insane to the man himself)
posada
-'pink elephants on parade' from 'dumbo' (oops, pedro martinez must have slipped this record in.)
bernie
-'old man' by neil young
-'the ghetto walk' by miles davis (it's slow and bluesy, like watching this point of his career)
matsui
-'simon says (get the (#@*$& up)' by pharoah monch (for the fat sample of the godzilla soundtrack, of course)
rodriguez
-whatever song of the moment you would rather eat raw octopus than hear again on the radio.
womack
-anything by bobby womack, obviously. I'd pick 'daylight,' but even the obvious pick, 'across 110th street,' is cool.
jeter
-anything by mariah carey (just to surprise him)
giambi
-'walking with a ghost' by tegan and sara
-'take me out (of the lineup)' by franz ferdinand
cano
-'ooh child' by the five stairsteps ('oooh child things are gonna get easier...ooh child things'll be brighter...')
"Take Five" yeah, that's a fine call for Bernie. Old Eddie Harris, anything cool, and breezy.
In line with Peoples' ideas for Giambi, how about Richard Thompson's "The Ghost of you Walks?"
I love "Ooh Child" for Cano.
How about a tune by The Plastics or Shonen Knife for Matsui?
Cliff, damn you for putting "Young Turks" in my head. How about "Handbags and Gladrags" for A-Rod? "You Wear It Well?"
I used to work for a record label that occasionally released latin jazz and world music.
Davis Wells just happened to be a personal friend of a co-worker and he stopped by the offices during a home stretch in '97. I collected a bunch of Buena Vista Social Club CDs and asked David to pass them on to Bernie, thinking that he'd appreciate the latin guitar. I included a little note with the package of six or so CDs.
My guess is that Wells kept the package, listened to one track of of one album, and threw them in the back of his SUV-of-the-moment.
Damn, it would have been nice to get a note back from Bernie thanking me for the music.
"Protect Ya Neck" by Wu Tang
"Sure Shot" Beastie Boys
"No. 13 Baby" Pixies
And just for kicks.
"Alexander the Great" Iron Maiden
"Alexander's Ragtime Band" Louis Armstrong
Given Jason Giambi's propensity to draw a base on balls, how about "Walk, Don't Run?" The surf music would also dovetail with Giambi's California Cool ways.
Although Jason hasn't been very instrumental in the Yankees' success, you can't say it hasn't been one helluva Venture(s).
"Protect Ya Neck" is one of my favorites.
Always gotta end with the Genuis:
"First of all, who's your A&R?
A mountain climber, who plays and electric guitar/
But he don't know the meaning of dope, when he's looking for a suit-and-tie rap that's cleaner than a bar of soap/
And I'm the dirtiest thing in sight, matter fact bring on the girls and let's start a mud fight"
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