Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
Fortunately, Cliff has done his usual fine job of recapping a game. Emily and I were also at the stadium, but our seats were so spectacular that is was actually hard to keep perspective on what was happening on the field. The seats my mom scored for us were just up the left field line from the visitor's dugout, seats 11 and 12, in the front row! I mean, you've got to be kidding me, right? One step forward and we're on the field. Third base coaches Ron Washington and Luis Sojo were close enough to touch, and Eric Chavez and Alex Rodriguez weren't too far off either.
The seats were memorable, though they would not be my first choice if I could sit anywhere I'd like. Being so close, you lose perspective on the entire field a bit. More than that, you have to be alert on every pitch, in case a foul ball comes zipping your way. The first time Sheffield was up, he rocketed a foul ball over our heads and it scared the bejesus out of me. After that, I literally crouched down each time he came to bat. I didn't bring my mitt, but we were lucky enough to have a guy sitting next to us who did. To be honest, I was more concerned about Emily than I was about myself. But you really had to be on guard. No keeping score, or drifting off here. We were in the firing line.
We arrived early and caught the A's taking batting practice. Ken Macha strolled by and I said hello, and he said hi back. He stopped to chat with Octovio Dotel, who was taking grounders at third base, and then moved on to the outfield. Little boys lined up behind us and yelped like puppies at the players to chuck them a ball. This went on for the entire afternoon.
"A Rod, A Rod, I'll be your best friend if you give me the ball."
"Brown, I'll give you $20 if you get this guy out."
Eric Byrnes, who Em thinks is a dead-ringer for Steve Martin's youngest child in "Parenthood," sprinting in and out of the dugout each inning, in his vintage Charlie Hustle style. But nobody on Oakland was better to see up close than Bobby Kielty, with his great shock of orange hair.
The game, of course, turned out to be a good one. For me, the highlight had to have been Kevin Brown v. Byrnes with the bases juiced in the second inning. Not only because Brownie got the strike out, but because one of the balls that Byrnes fouled off, came skipping directly toward me. I stood up, leaned over the fence and scooped it up with no problem (they should all be that easy!). The first fould ball that I ever touched in my life, peoples. I got excited. Meanwhile, Em is next to me, like this sort of thing happens everyday.
Sitting behind us was a family with two young boys. They were at the game celebrating the older boys birthday. (The mother, who was trying to teach them to keep score, hadn't been to the stadium since Game Six of the 1981 Serious.) So, without really examining the ball--or perhaps waiting for the crowd to get on me for keeping it--I turned around and gave the ball to the birthday boy's brother. This secretly broke Emily's heart, but she didn't say anything until we got home. She thought I should have given it to the birthday boy, but I figured the other kid wasn't getting anything that day, so he should have it. (Later in the game, Skippy, the ball boy, tossed a ball to the guy with the mitt who was sitting next to us, and he promptly gave it to the kid whose birthday it was, so they both went home happy.) It wasn't until later that I had second thoughts about giving the ball up. I still couldn't believe that I had actually touched a ball that had been in play. But the best thing was the event itself, actually catching it. As nice as it would have been to keep it, I'm sure the kid I gave it to will cherish it more than me...well, maybe.
It's incredible just how hard these guys hit the ball. Rodriguez's dinger was a seed, and though judging fly balls to left and center was difficult from where we were sitting, I knew by the sound, his ball was gone immediately. Tino's homer was especially exciting, and Posada's bomb was the cherry on top of a terrific day for the home team. The only drawback was the nasty sunburn I got on my face and neck. We thought it was going to be overcast. "Well, that's the last time that'll ever happen to you," nurse Shapiro said to me later in the evening, as she applied cream on my face.
I smiled. "Don't look so happy, this is bad," she scolded.
I was still geeked about the foul ball. I was hurting later on, but it was okay. The Yankees won, and Em and I had a time we'll not soon forget.
My buddy came back from the concession stand and asked what the hell all the booing was about - I just sipped the Bud (in my right hand) and stared at the field in despair...SIGH!
You're way more generous than I am, Alex--I've been attending games since 1974, and I wouldn't give my foul ball to the Hall of Fame if they asked for it.
Murray's right - I'm still a kid when it comes to foul balls, and if I ever caught one I don't even think I'd give it up!
All this w/e, I thought, Macha looks a little like Larry David - and, Kendall looks like Robert Downey Jr mixed with Freddie Prinze Jr.........
anyone else see this?
And with back to back shut outs, is the pitching coming around or is the A's offense that bad?
But Coors Field is the place to go. In 2003 I managed to catch four bp home run balls and my roommate caught a Charles Johnson home run. That one went off my hand and I can still remember the feeling I got.
What a great game.
It is probably fine to bring a glove. If you have kids(or nieces or nephews with you), it works better.
Great story, Alex! You can tell a lot about a man's character with what he does with a foul ball.
The only game ball I ever made contact with came in 1991. I had joined a group of my mom's coworkers for a bus trip to a Yankees-Angels game and was sitting in the front row of the upper deck on the third base side. I was excited to see Dave Winfield back at the Stadium and also pleased to see Mark Langston start for the Angels. My brush came mid-game during a Dave Parker at-bat. I had just gotten a pretzel and a giant souvenir coke and had propped the pretzel and my scorecard in my lap with my pencil in one hand and the coke in the other. Parker fouled off a pitch and I couldn't tell where the ball was going, all I could see was that it was getting bigger. I soon realized it was headed directly at me, but it was too late to unburden myself in an attempt to catch the ball. All I could do was stick out the hand with the pencil in it in self defense and cringe. The ball hit the soft part of my right knee and ricocheted to the left under the seats where it was grabbed by another member of our group. I was devastated. Not only had the ball "chosen" me and I lost it, but I could just imagine the footage of me cringing appearing on WPIX as Scooter and Seaver had a good laugh at my expense. Despite the Mazzelli fungo that day remains unavenged.
Here's my foul ball story:
This is an "almost" story. The year was probably 1978? Me, and my friends (Mario and Bernie) were going to a Twins-Yankees DH. At the last minute, Bernie could not go. He asked "Would you take my kid sister Liz in my place?" So, we did. We sat through the first game - nothing special. But, for some reason (maybe because we were just silly kids?) we decided to switch seats for the 2nd game (with Liz and I swapping chairs). Well, that was stupid. Late in the 2nd game, Carew came on as a PH against Gossage - and sliced a foul right into Elizabeth's lap (an absolute gimmie). She got the ball - which would have been mine had we not switched seats. Oh well, at least I have this stupid story. (Imagine? A ball thrown by the Goose and hit by Rod Carew!)
My brother's first foul ball (Kenny Lofton hit it leading off a game at the Stadium three years ago) came not moments after he suggested that we switch seats for some now-forgotten reason.
I like Cliff's idea. Give a little kid a ball, and what does he have to look forward to? Make 'em work for it.
You have to get the head toaster to get that vid clip up on this site! ;-)
And yes Alex, you do need to get that clip up.
I've gotten four foul balls - all of them on some sort of richochet, all of them as an adult - and I cherish them. I might give a kid a short-term thrill by giving him or her my foul ball, but the ball would have greater long-term meaning for me than for the kid.
I second Cliff's point about giving a ball to the oldest fan. Part of the thrill of getting a foul ball is that I waited so long to get one. My dad has still never gotten one. If I were to give any away, it would be to him.
My only opportunity thus far came during an Angels-Yankees game at The Big A in 2000. The Rocket was pitching to some journeyman (I'd like to say Troy Glaus or Garrett Anderson, but that would be a lie), and the scrub fouled the ball back into the first row of the upper-deck, where yours truly and his buddy were sitting. I bobbled it and my buddy (who has never played an inning of baseball in his life) snagged it on the rebound. Being a great friend (and a non-Yankee fan) he gave it to me. The ball still has a big smear of pine tar on its hide.
That is awesome.
I was about 5 feet behind most of the crowd which had pushed up against the wall think the HR would just sneak over. The ball took one bounce and landed right in my hands. Next thing I know I am surrounded by security guards. I thought I might have accidentally ran over a kid or something in my haste. Turns out Palmeiro was a huge Mantle fan as a kid and wanted the ball back.
Security rushed me and my friends to the office section of the stadium to negotiate. The orioles PR guy seemed a bit disapointed to see a guy with a yankee hat had caught the ball. I managed to get me and my friends bumped up to behind home plate, in addition to a pair of great tickets for the next time the Yankees were in Bmore, a signed Palmeiro ball that was used that day, and a signed bat (with a few nice ball marks on it).
I stil hear it from family and friends for not getting more and I wish I had the only ball I ever caught, but I think I did the right thing. I don't see any reason to hold a guy hostage, he's the one that hit the HR.
The closest I've come at the stadium is a good one. A gray May Saturday in '99, my brother, my roommate and I were sitting in the front row of the Upper Deck, near third base. The Mariners' David Segui, batting left-handed, fouled one off, and as I looked at it spinning against the overcast sky, I judged a fly ball correctly for possibly the first time in my life. "That's yours," I told my roommate, who was on the aisle seat. He is a soccer player, with no baseball experience whatsoever. The ball indeed came right into his hands, but rather than cradling it, he lunged at it, knocking the ball over the railing. Dejectedly, he slumped down into his seat as the entire crowd of Yankee Stadium showered him with boos. Classic.
You're far too generous, Alex. Any ball I get, I'm keeping, and if I give it away, it goes no further than a blood relative (allowing for future kids).
I liked Steiner, he has a dry delivery and wit, but he is very knowledgeable...give him time, he'll grow on you.
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