Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
In "Annie Hall," Woody Allen's character complains that in Los Angeles all they do is give out awards ("Greatest Fascist Dictator: Adolph Hitler."). These days, all the Yankees do is lose and have meetings. The back cover of the New York Post says it all. There is a photograph of frowing Joe Torre, and the headline reads "Stinko De Mayo." The Yankees lost to the Devil Rays, 6-2, and are now tied with Tampa Bay for last place in the American League East.
Chien-Ming Wang allowed five runs in his second start but from top-to-bottom, the Bombers looked defeated. Gary Sheffield hit a two-run home run; otherwise, the Yankees are playing like a stunned team, unable to get out of their own way. They hit a half a dozen balls on the screws over the past few innings but had nothing to show for it. (The Devil Rays infield made plays the Yankees haven't been able to convert.) Even worse, there were a few mental errors that suggested just how lost the team is. Jorge Posada doubled with one out in the sixth inning. Matsui followed and hit a sharp ground ball to third base. Posada got caught well off second base and was tagged out, an inexusable error. With two outs in the eighth, Aubrey Huff stole second base, and Posada's throw bounced into center field. Why? Nobody covered the bag. The run didn't score, but it was an embarassing moment for Jeter and Cano. One that summed up another awful night for the team.
Kicking the Ka Ka
Last night I turn to Em and say, "You know, this switching of positions doesn't really amount to a whole lot. They are just switching s*** with s***."
"Well, maybe by moving it around, it'll smell less."
"Honey, s*** is s***."
"I can't believe we're having this conversation."
"Hey, if the s*** stinks, smell it."
Actually, her sense of optimism is nothing but endearing. After she allowed me to drone on about why things aren't going to get better anytime soon, about how history is squarely against this team, she said, "Nuts to that," and explained why she isn't losing faith. As she made her case, part of me was thinking, "Poor woman, she doesn't have twenty-five years of experience rooting for a team, she just doesn't know the writing on the wall when she sees it. The poor, naive dear." But another part of me was like, "Who cares? I don't need to convince her of anything. Why do I have to be right here? How is that going to make me, or her, feel any better?" Her enthusiasm and sense that good things will happen is completely endearing and one of the reasons I love her so. So I bit my tongue--momentarily, anyway--and told her that I think she's the greatest, held her hand, and watched Posada get picked off of second.
What Ails Ya
You know when Boss George will erupt? After the Kentucky Derby tomorrow. When that's all said and done, all bets are off. What does Steinbrenner think is wrong with his team? Yesterday, he told Hal Bodley of the USA Today:
"I am concerned because time is getting shorter as each day goes by," he told USA TODAY on Thursday. "We've got to get better, that's for sure. It's never too early. Pitching is my main concern."..."We're just not getting the pitching," he said. "I don't know whether we have to think of some changes there or what."
..."I think we have a great team, and they'll start pulling together once the pitching goes, then they'll all go. As Joe Torre says, pitching wins it. Pitching is important. We've got to have it."
Joe Sheehan argues it's not simply all about pitching:
The Yankees appear to have finally identified the team's problem: defense. For all the attention being paid to the starting pitching, it's the defense that has been the bigger factor in those 16x runs allowed. They're converting just over 65% of balls in play against them into outs. I went back to 1986 and I can't find a team that converted less than 66% in a full season; under 67% isn't terribly common. The Yankees are on pace to have one of the worst team defenses in recent memory, and they have no obvious way to fix the problem. That doesn't let Kevin Brown off the hook, but it does mean that Yankee pitchers have to be graded on the kind of curve we're not used to employing.One thing is certain: the Yankees have earned this moment. By watching as their position players got older and more immobile, but misidentifying the problem as a shortage of pitching, rather than defense, and by investing in arms this winter rather than picking up the true center fielder they desperately needed, they made this happen.
Dayn Perry adds:
The current Yankee quandary should serve as a reminder of how terrible their off-season battle plans were. The Yankees knew or had no reasonable excuse for not knowing that Williams could no longer handle such a critical defensive position. But instead of heartily pursuing the obvious and highly effective solution to their problem, Carlos Beltran, they frittered away the winter by signing the likes of Jaret Wright (10.07 runs-per-nine, on the DL), Carl Pavano (6.09 runs-per-nine) and the aforementioned Womack. Those decisions were, to be frank, stupid, and the Yankees are now suffering because of them.
The Oakland A's, a team that hasn't been able to hit, is in town for a weekend series. Something's got to give.
Okay, so let's make it tonight, the Yankees Win, theeeeeeeeee Yankeees Win!
So this is where we are: there are players we still love, but they aren't who they used to be, and the team isn't what it was. My appreciation for the accomplishments of the past ten years grows each day. My memories of 1998 still make me feel warm on chilly spring mornings. At least we have time to say the proper farewell that we all knew was coming. Give me this long goodbye over another devastating loss like the 2001 World Series any time.
I just can't.
FWIW, I've only seen the Yankees three times this season so I haven't gotten a feel for how bad the pitching has been outside of reading the stats and watching Baseball Tonight or ESPN where it's all-Yankees-all-the-time but based on what I've seen, this organization needs to shake the glove tree.
Obviously, it all 3. The O has been worse than the stats, as we have bunched hits/runs in a few games, and lost close ones because NOBODY is hitting in the clutch.
Yogi said something like "99% of the game is physical and the other half is mental". We obviously have talent. But mentally, this team is absolutely defeated. Not by age, or talent, or even the poor performances... it is they have the attitude of a team that is beaten.
Is Giambi having a 'Nomar Effect' on the club? Too many strangers? Too many overpaid, long term contracts? Is Posado just tired of seeing a great team ruined, year after year, by poor upper management? Does Giambi believe his own press?
Whatever it is, with all their faults and holes, this team is simply playing badly BEYOND comprehension. Losing a series to Boston is one thing. But losing to the Rays is another.
The air is out of the balloon. We need to see how they can play when their heads get straight. We need a team Gestalt, a Tony Robbins, a Doctor Phil or maybe a Doctor Ruth. This team is not just losing on the field. They are beaten BEFORE they get on the field.
Swapping players won't help. Talent in not the problem. Chemistry and mental attitude are real, and when neither exist, the unbelieveable, the inconceivable can happen.
Simply look at the Sox pre/post Nomar. They actually lost talent wise... although they improved the D. But look at the difference between those "2 teams". Look familiar?
Ya wanna bet?
1. Suppose Posada, Giambi, Cano, Matsui, and Williams keep going about the way they've been going so far. Not implausible (with the possible exception of Matsui).
2. Suppose Mussina, Pavano, Brown, and the whole bullpen also stay at about the level of performance the've shown up until now. Anyone doubt that that's more than just possible?
3. Suppose Wright's newest injury isn't so minor, and he can't really contribute anything for a longish part of the season. Could easily prove to be the case.
4. Suppose Wang (I won't even talk about Henn) is simply the so-so pitcher that he looks like. Highly probable.
5. Suppose Randy Johnson's age catches up to him enough that he loses a significant number of starts this season. At least possible.
6. Suppose Jeter and/or Rodriguez and/or Sheffield have one or more extended slumps--if nothing else just from the strain of trying to carry the rest of this team. Wouldn't bet against it.
Each of these things is somewhere between very possible and very likely. Things can't get any worse? Ha!
fans are okay with losing because these players were once good. The memories of championship teams and players will never go away--I enjoy every one of them. But unfortunately those memories are starting to be replaced by scenes of watching these guys fail day after day after day.
It's time for the fans and, most importantly, the press, to start holding
people accountable. If a $200M payroll is producing a last place team, who
is to blame? Cashman, certainly. But Torre is too. No one in NY, it seems, is willing to criticize St. Joe (or Mel, or, God forbid!, Don Mattingly). Joe managed a bunch of all-stars to multiple championships, but the true test of a manager/leader is how they do when they are not given as much (just look at Lou Piniella). This season, Joe is failing.
As much as baseball has an emotional pull for all of us, it is also a business. In the real world, if management isn't producing results, they're gone. More than a shift in the line-up, maybe what we really need is a shift in management.
Re: #3: Who said Wright's injury was minor. Torn scar tissue was a best-case scenario, but anything involving a pitching shoulder that's been operated on multiple times is not minor. His DL stay should be measured in months, not weeks.
Also, it's time to stop blaming Cashman. Cashman was basically stripped of whatever decision-making power he had after the 2001 World Series. Steinbrenner and the Tampa front office are the ones who wanted all the old guys.
1. bernie needs to put some viagra in his right arm. I say bernie has been
on a decline since he got lasik surgery on his eyes. Bring back the 3rd grade glasses bernie, please!
2. Tony Womack needs to give Mo Rivera his glove back and smack him for even offering it to him. The converstaion should have went like this:
Womack: "Hey, I need a bigger glove for the outfield. Mine is too small."
Rivera: (pops out from back of the clubhouse) "Hey, you can use mine."
Womack: (in disbelief) "Really!? That's really nice. You think it would be ok?"
Rivera: "Sure, no problem."
Womack: "But, this glove is sacred, I just ca...>
Rivera: (stops him mid-sentence and whispers in his ear) "Don't worry, I'm not being called in anytime soon...(snickers)"
Womack: (laughing)"Ha! That's a good one, Moe! OK, Cool, thanks!!!"
(temporary silence)
Womack: (Suddenly, smacks Rivera across the head with glove) "DON'T EVER LET ME CATCH YOU GIVING YOUR GLOVE AWAY, AGAIN!" (looking down at Rivera) "...AND STOP THAT B*TCH CRYING LIKE YOU DID ON THE PITCHING MOUND AFTER BOONEY HIT THAT HR!"
3. Fire Girardi or put him on the field. He can at least run the bases better and throw people out at 2b. He's no good on the bench giving Torre back rubs. That's saved for Bubba. Still don't know how he made the final roster.
4. New Position Shift
1b Tino
2b Cano
SS AROD
3b Sojo
CF Derek Jeter
LF Matsui
RF Sheff
C Girardi
DH Giambi
5. Please let Bellamy Road win this weekend. We need the money!!!
That's the best sentence I have ever read. I am serious.
However, I have to say that the Tropicana astroturf is an abomination. There is a reason the Devil Rays have the second highest home batting average, after the Mile High Rockies.
And because the Yankees are so old, they are not able to play defense on such a fast surface and their offense is unable to take the same advantage of it that the Devil Rays can.
Perhaps I'm remembering the scene wrong, but that's what came to mind.
2-0, 3.09 ERA, 1.14 WHIP, 22K, 3BB, 6HR
Randy Johnson
2-2, 3.74 ERA, 0.99 WHIP, 43K, 9BB, 6HR
I konw its way early for comparisons, but are we better off with Johnson? Granted, Vasquez is having a so-so year again.
I'm not going to put Brad Halsey in the same echelon as Johnson, but I'm just upset that the Yanks in recent years have never been patient in grooming a prospect in the 5 spot in the rotation. Also, I don't think they've had the patience to groom guys in the pen either. I'm sure they could use guys like Yhency Brazoban (Kevin Brown Trade) and Damaso Marte (OK, he's having a so-so year right now, but he's a lefty, has been killer on lefties the past few years, and was traded for Enrique Wilson!!!).
the press, spent the off-season praising our revamped pitching staff,
predicting Giambi's return to greatness, etc. I can't remember how many posts I read here comparing our lineup to Boston's, and Womack aside, many argued that ours was far superior. So either a team full of supposedly great players (which we assume they are since we pay them so much) all of a
sudden turned into Chico's Bail Bonds, or lack of management and leadership is killing us.
I agree with your statements about the roster, payroll, and farm system
problems. And I'll concede that Cashman is likely following George's commands. But I do not think that Torre and his coaching staff have a clue as to how to turn this group of players into a functional, winning team.
And that is a problem. There are many good players on that team, and there is no reason why we should be tied for last place in the AL East, with the second worst record in the AL.
Pitchers' attitudes: Take the Money and Run
Second Base: The Purple Rose of (Miguel) Cairo
All the position switches: Bananas
Tiger Wang (hopefully): Sleeper
When our season will end: September
Our Defense: Crimes and Misdemeanors
Next Steinbrenner eruption: Bullets Over Broadway (or) Manhattan Murder Mystery
Our DH's: Melinda and Melinda
Inside Torre's Brain during the game: Shadows and Fog
Our Bench: Small Time Crooks
Constant comparisons to 96-00: Stardust Memories
What we can only hope for: Hollywood Ending
Also, for all the people who were happy about the off-season acquisitions, there were a number of us who anticipated the current problems and remembered that the club exceeded its Pythagorean projection last year by about 10 games. So, scale it back to 90 wins for last year's club, and then start deducting because of the faulty roster construction of this year's team. The 2005 Yankees are about where they belong. It could turn around, and that would be swell, because I, like all the non-Sox interlopers here, prefer to see them win. But we'll have to wait and see.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylc=X3oDMTBpa2lpNnFzBF9TAzk1ODYxNzc3BHNlYwN0bQ--?slug=rs-cycle050605&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
Unlikely, but I respect his not piling on.
"Dr. Rany Jazayerli of Baseball Prospectus studied about 60 years' worth of baseball teams and found that a team's record as of the 30th game was strongly determinative. That is, by the 30th game, like Popeye, you am what you am. The Yankees won't play their 30th game until this evening, so things can go one of three ways:
1. The Yankees win the game and improve their record to 12-18. Jazayerli's study found 109 teams that opened the season with that record. Twenty-four of those teams, or 22%, worked their way up to a winning record by the end of the season. Just two of them made it to the playoffs.
2. The Yankees lose the game and drop to 11-19. There were 67 teams with this record. Just five of them had winning records by the end of the season. Just one made the playoffs.
3. It rains."
Hey Joe, how about moving A-Rod to short? Jeter could probably play almost any other position on the team (save catcher) and hurt the team less than he does at SS.
No team had ever come back from being down 0-3 in the playoffs, either. I'm not counting out the Yankees until August at the earliest...
Also, I am damn sick and tired of checking the morning box scores only to discover that yet another exiled Yankee pitcher is having a solid post-Yankee career. Weaver, Halsey, Contreras Vasquez, Westbrook, Lilly, Yhencey, Pettitte...
In fairness, this year Lilly, Westbrook, and Weaver have been sub-par. But I see your point. Sadly, I want to see Mel out of here as soon as possible.
Quick Note: I have to defend Westbrook a little (he's on my AL only fantasy league). He's been phenomenal in 4 out of 6 starts. In four starts, with no run support, he carried a 1.80 ERA. 3 of which he went 8 innings
2 starts he allowed 16 runs in 4.1 innings (ouch!!)
His has given his team every opportunity to win in 2/3 of his starts, which is more than I can say for Wright, Brown, or Wang.
Question about Sturtze: His ERA is at 5 something, but he hasn't allowed a run in 4 of 6 outings. The other two against Baltimore...well not so good.
My question, do you consider that effective for a 6th, 7th, or 8th inning guy? Is putting up nothing but zeros in 4 out of 6 games good enough?
Just curious to what you guys thought.
As for Stottlemyre: I didn't like him much when he was Davey's pitching coach in Flushing in the 80s, I didn't like it when Torre selected him, and I'm not old enough to feel nostalgic about Stottlemyre's Yankee career as a pitcher. So he couldn't be gone fast enough to please me, except for one thing: what's the point of firing him in mid-season? Who could they hire in mid-season who would be so excellent that he could turn the staff around? Neil Allen? Billy Connors, who already would be in the Bronx if he got along with Torre and the New York branch of the front office? Is Art Fowler still on retainer??
The only purposes served by firing Stottlemyre would be to tweak Torre (which is obnoxious), to insult/irritate the veteran pitchers who liked Mel (which is also obnoxious), and to serve sacrificial lamb in the Yankee Stadium press box. All the proposed "hold somebody accountable" suggestions are exactly the sort of return to "Business as usual, Steinbrenner-style, ca. 1982" that doesn't work. For those of you who weren't there, you have no idea how embarrassing it was to live through it.
The only worthwhile thing to do is to ride this out until at least Memorial Day. We'll know better what kind of team the Yankees are at that point, and whether it makes sense to try something different.
This is poetry, plain and simple...
...is it me or does it seem that guys - even those with mediocre speed - are chomping at the bit to run on him this year?
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