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Okay, here goes a couple of dopey hunches I came up with this afternoon:
Javier Vazquez will have an outstanding year.
Jason Giambi will do better than expected, while Sheffield will have a down year.
Jorge Posada will suffer the first serious injury of his career.
Derek Jeter will score 100 runs again.
(Man, do I hope that Bernie can do the same, score 100 runs, and go out looking good.)
And for Cliff's sake, here's to the Yanks pick up Placido Planco before the trade deadline this summer.
Enough randomness for now. What you got?
Every time someone talks about Placido Polanco, all I can think is "Hey! It's Enrico Palazzo!"
I say that Matsui will be in the running for MVP this year.
Holy crap Giambi just hit a triple. (sorry for the derail, I just never thought I would see that even in spring training.)
Giambi significantly outplays Tino, and Torre has a tough time taking Tino out of lineup (but needs to DH for Bernie as it gets unbearable at times)
Pavano is average
Mussina is an all-star
Jeter will play league average defense.
The Mets pitching staff will walk more batters than the Yankees batters will walk.
Yankees and Red Sox will have at least 2 bench clearing brawls.
and finally, Colter Bean will pitch 50 innings for the Yankees.
and maybe just maybe
Paulie O will come back
Mo is going to missing mo' games
And Matsui is going to put up numbers that scare people
Yank fans will revel in the return of the World Championship trophy to New York
out of the hands of those Red Sox
who won't win a World Series again
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