Who's this "Carl Pavano?" Is he some unheralded rookie? I seem to recall having heard of the Yankees signing some such guy years ago, but since I haven't seen him in pinstripes I figured he's a young guy toiling in the low minors.
Girardi: Pavano or Hughes?
Cashman: Well, we have various scouting reports to consider, and we just saw the video of their latest performances...
Girardi: I vote rain out.
Cashman: Unfortunately not an option at this point.
Girardi: Heads it's Phil, tails it's the other?
Cashman: OK. But of course a coin doesn't tell us who should pitch. It just gives us additional guidance.
Girardi: Right.
(Cashman flips a quarter with his thumb, catches it, then places the coin on the back of his left hand, concealing it under his right palm)
Girardi: Please be Hughes.
(Cashman lifts his hand and peeks at the coin)
Cashman: Holy shit. You're not gonna believe this.
Girardi: It's Pavano? Seriously?
Cashman (re: the coin): Unbelievable! I've never seen anything like this?
Girardi: What is it, Cash? Heads or tails?
Cashman: It's not that simple, Joe. Check this out. It's tails... see? but the eagle has what appears to be... a bruised buttock.
Girardi: Wow. Fucked up season.
I hear Brien Taylor is still available.
"In a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened!"
This is what he just opined in a BP.COM chat regarding where Manny will end up next year.
"OK, I think he'll get four years and $22 million or more, and I lean towards the Yankees getting him and finding homes for Matsui and Damon."
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I do hope he was kidding.
Cashman: Well, we have various scouting reports to consider, and we just saw the video of their latest performances...
Girardi: I vote rain out.
Cashman: Unfortunately not an option at this point.
Girardi: Heads it's Phil, tails it's the other?
Cashman: OK. But of course a coin doesn't tell us who should pitch. It just gives us additional guidance.
Girardi: Right.
(Cashman flips a quarter with his thumb, catches it, then places the coin on the back of his left hand, concealing it under his right palm)
Girardi: Please be Hughes.
(Cashman lifts his hand and peeks at the coin)
Cashman: Holy shit. You're not gonna believe this.
Girardi: It's Pavano? Seriously?
Cashman (re: the coin): Unbelievable! I've never seen anything like this?
Girardi: What is it, Cash? Heads or tails?
Cashman: It's not that simple, Joe. Check this out. It's tails... see? but the eagle has what appears to be... a bruised buttock.
Girardi: Wow. Fucked up season.
ROFL ....
Cashman: Unfortunately not an option at this point.
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LOL
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