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2007-07-05 08:36
by Bruce Markusen

 

Sparky Lyle—Topps Company—1979 (No. 365)

Even if he never throws a pitch again, Mariano Rivera will retain the legacy of being the greatest closer, or relief ace, in Yankee history. Rich "Goose" Gossage, likely to be enshrined in Cooperstown in 2008, would probably come in second on the lists of most fans and media members. Yet, somehow forgotten in the argument of great Yankee relievers is a pitcher who was a contemporary of Gossage in the 1970s and early 1980s. Albert "Sparky" Lyle (pictured here in his 1979 Topps card, his final as a Yankee) might not have been Mariano Rivera, but from 1972 to 1977, he was pretty much lock-down untouchable in the seventh, eighth, and ninth innings of many Yankee victories. He was also one of the most colorful characters to ever wear Yankee pinstripes.

As a youngster, Lyle earned the nickname "Sparky" from his father, who took note of his seemingly unending level of energy. His left arm had plenty of life, too, and drew interest from the Baltimore Orioles, who signed him to his first professional contract in 1964. When the Orioles left him unprotected, the Red Sox drafted him after the season and converted him to relief. It was the perfect place for the inexhaustible youngster, who could better channel his energies pitching frequently out of the bullpen rather than once every fourth day as a starter.

In 1965, Lyle did something he would come to regret. He faked an injury and spent 15 needless days on the disabled list. Fortunately, he also met Ted Williams that spring. The Red Sox’ legend encouraged Lyle to learn how to throw a slider, a pitch that had always given the "Splendid Splinter" some difficulty. The slider would become Lyle’s trademark on the mound.

Although Lyle enjoyed some success with the Red Sox, his career began to fully blossom with the famed 1972 trade that sent him to the archrival New York Yankees for first baseman Danny Cater and a player to be named later (the immortal Mario Guerrero). It was 35 years ago that the Yankees pulled off that heist; it remains one of the primary reasons the Yankees and Red Sox no longer do business on the trade front.

During his Yankee years, Lyle also emerged as one of the game’s leading pranksters. Lyle compiled an impressive list of practical jokes for his resume, including the following highlights:

*During one of the team’s charter flights, Lyle quietly approached Yankee broadcaster Phil Rizzuto, who was not only sleeping but was known for being particularly squeamish when it came to anything like lightning, snakes, or figures from the world of horror. When Rizzuto woke a few minutes later, he was greeted by the angry countenance of "The Wolfman." Donning the mask of the famed Universal Studios monster, Lyle had succeeded in giving the nervous Rizzuto one of his most frightening mid-air moments.

*In one of his most memorable stunts, Lyle once procured the waterbed that belonged to teammate and fellow left-hander Mike Kekich (also a notable flake: see wifeswapping). Lyle then hung it from the scoreboard at Milwaukee’s County Stadium, displaying it during a game for fans—and his Yankee teammates, including Kekich—to appreciate as it dangled in the wind.

*Lyle arranged to have a casket delivered to the team clubhouse at Yankee Stadium. As manager Bill Virdon prepared to address his players in a team meeting, the casket creaked open. Emerging from inside the casket was Lyle, who slowly sat upright and then delivered his best Bela Lugosi imitation while cryptically mouthing the words, "How do you pitch to Brooks Robinson?"

*Of all the Lyle pranks, his trademark stunt became his "treatment" of birthday cakes that arrived at Yankee Stadium. When a player celebrated a birthday during the season, the Yankees typically arranged to have a large birthday cake delivered to the clubhouse. As soon as Lyle got wind of the cake’s impending arrival, he prepared to take action. Waiting in the clubhouse until the cake was placed on a table, Lyle then pulled down his pants (including his underwear), jumped up in the air, and proceeded to sit on top of the cake! With another cake effectively buried, yet another Yankee teammate was frustrated in his effort to celebrate his birthday. (Former Yankee outfielder Ron Swoboda once exacted the ultimate revenge on Lyle, doing something unmentionable to one of his birthday cakes.)

In spite of his continued ruination of birthday cakes, Lyle remained a popular player in the Yankee clubhouse. While several personalities on the Yankees clashed with each other, Lyle remained outside of the fray. Later in his career, he joined the Texas Rangers, where he fit in well in a clubhouse that featured an array of offbeat characters, including Oscar "The Big O" Gamble, Jim "Emu" Kern, and the ultimate hot dog, Willie Montanez.

Equipped with his own humorous perspective, Lyle became a natural candidate to collaborate on a book about the Yankees’ tumultuous seasons of 1977 and ’78. Lyle’s The Bronx Zoo became one of the best-selling sports books of the decade. In 1990, Lyle moved into the realm of fiction, collaborating on a novel that featured the intriguing title, The Year I Owned the Yankees.

Given his bent toward practical jokes and the lighter side of sports, it might come as surprising that Lyle has become a successful manager in the minor leagues. As the skipper of the independent Somerset Patriots, Lyle has led the team to three Atlantic League titles—in 2001, 2003, and 2005. If he continues to follow that pattern, Lyle will add a fourth league title to his resume in 2007.

Bruce Markusen is the author of eight books, including the award-winning A Baseball Dynasty: Charlie Finley’s Swingin’ A’s, the recipient of the Seymour Medal from the Society for American Baseball Research. He has also written The Team That Changed Baseball: Roberto Clemente and the 1971 Pittsburgh Pirates, Tales From The Mets Dugout, and The Orlando Cepeda Story.

Bruce, his wife Sue, and their daughter Madeline reside in Cooperstown, NY, a stone’s throw from the Hall of Fame.

Comments
2007-07-05 08:50:32
1.   Shaun P
Sparky Lyle always makes me laugh. Not because of the Bronx Zoo, or his legendary practical jokes, or quotes. No, Albert Lyle is the only former Red Sox player my mother has accepted as a "Yankee". She despies Wade Boggs and the Rocket, but Sparky, well, "he's different" as she says. How or why I've never gotten an answer to.
2007-07-05 09:13:05
2.   monkeypants
Just curious, why did he fake an injury? (Obviously so he didn't have to play--but was there some greater context: wife in labor, religious holiday, 'sore arm,' didn't like his catcher, etc?)
2007-07-05 09:21:45
3.   Kaplan3
Just read in The Post about this teeshirt that says No, F--- You C-Rod (http://neighborhoodies.com/fyou-crod-p-134.html). An awesome comeback to the profane tee his wife rocked at the game. It's hilarious, I'm so getting one, check it out.
2007-07-05 09:40:31
4.   Eric
I think the Yankees and Red Sox did have another trade in the late 90's for a catcher whose name escapes me and the Yanks I believe sent the Sox Tony Armas, Jr. That may have been the straw that broke the camels back as far as those two teams doing business!
2007-07-05 09:43:13
5.   Max
3 Great...that will really encourage A-Rod to stay in New York. Where's that roll-eyes emoticon when you need it?

Nice write up Bruce...Lyle was always one of my favorites.

2007-07-05 09:44:25
6.   Count Zero
3 Ooooh...that was such a convincing piece of marketing! I am absolutely forced to go to that URL and order one. NOT

2 I second that question...

Sparky was awesome for a while there...I remember that 1.66 ERA in 1974...now I can see that it was an even more impressive 210 ERA+. ;-)

2007-07-05 09:57:35
7.   Sliced Bread
Good stuff as always, Bruce.

Why did Topps pick such a sedate shot of Sparky for his '79 card?

He's not in his wind-up or follow-through. There's no chaw in his cheek. The trademark 'stache is fairly groomed.
He's just standing there signing an autograph (or issuing a parking ticket?)

You have to figure they had 99 better shots to choose from.

Seeing Sparky like this is like catching the Tazmanian Devil napping in a hammock. Not right!

2007-07-05 10:07:36
8.   bob34957
I had no idea he was such a crazy bastard. Either way one of my favorite players. He was a strong, effective pitcher for five years who pitched the last two or three innings of a game for a save.
2007-07-05 11:32:56
9.   jalexei
The college my father recently retired from was honored at a Patriots game a couple of seasons ago, and my dad got to throw out the first pitch - He's got some great pictures of he and Sparky, and told me he was great to talk to.

I'd guess it's one of the oldest wisecracks in baseball, but my dad still chuckled when Sparky sent him to the mound with a plea to "take it easy on my catcher."

2007-07-05 18:39:31
10.   Bruce Markusen
Sliced Bread, excellent thought on the Lyle card. It's not typical Lyle in any way, shape, or form. I picked it because it was the last Topps card that showed Lyle with the Yankees, but it doesn't convey his real personality.

The Yankees haven't made a trade with the Red Sox since acquiring Mike Stanley for right-hander Tony Armas, at the time a top prospect. Of course, that happened in the late 1990s, when the rivalry had dulled somewhat. Back then, the Yankees' prime rivals in the East were the Orioles and not the Red Sox. My, how much has changed.

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