Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
There was not much that happened on the field on Saturday afternoon that the Yankees or their fans would like to remember. Although things started promisingly for the Bombers when Derek Jeter and Jason Giambi hit back-to-back solo home runs in the first inning, they quickly spun out of control as the Devil Rays pounded 'em but good, 19-6. Coupled with the Red Sox's come-from-behind win over the Angels, the Yanks now trail Boston by a game-and-a-half in the AL East. Randy Johnson had nothing, Shawn Chacon had less than nothing. In all, it was a groaner through and through.
I was at the game with a bunch of my oldest friends. We sat in Row T in the Upper Tier, safe from the sun, but not exactly safe from the dopes. In the fourth inning a crew eight kids (in their early-to-mid-twenties) arrived. They were having a bachelor party. All of them were lean, and tightly muscled. They were all dressed in clean, tight-fitting t-shirts or sports shirts. They all had clean haircuts, and some of them wore sunglasses and they had attitude to spare. These dudes are the sort that think "Entourage" is about them, but they were actually much closer to being like "Bring Up Gotti" (In fact, one of the kid's was a dead ringer for one of the Gotti boys). We guessed where they were from? Long Island, Jersey, Brooklyn, Staten Island? Long Island turned out to be the correct answer.
I had a brief misunderstanding with one of them--who couldn't have been more rude--when they first got there which set the tone for bad vibes. As fate would have it, we were sitting in an alcohol-free section. The kid who bought the tickets for the bachelor party did not realize this and you should have seen the look of disappointment on his face when he realized what he had done. Ah, sweet justice. The best moment came when the kid who looked like one of the Gotti's--same super-gelled spikey haircut and all--pulled out a small ziplock bag. His friend next to him had no idea what it was--a bag of cocaine? Hardly. The bag was filled with babywipes. So Gotti pulls out a baby wipe and carefully dabs his forehead right underneath the hairline, presumably to keep the grease from his hair running onto his face. "These bitches come in handy," he said, now sounding exactly like a scene from "Entourage."
The Gavones left in the sixth, sick of watching the beating the Yanks were taking, and sick of no beer.
We sat through the whole thing, of course. When we were outside of the stadium, we heard a teenage boy talking loudly to a friend: "That was the...worst game..I have ever seen in...my...life...ever!"
It wasn't that bad. But it makes today's game important. Go Mikey Moose.
In other, perhaps more pressing news, both the Daily News and the New York Post report that the Yankees are a bit closer to landing Bobby Abreu.
Hey Now.
Anyhow, saw this nicely-written barber-shop/music column in the Post and thought of you. http://tinyurl.com/fr6uv
Whether Abreu to the Bronx is good news depends on what we give up for him. If it's Melky, Proctor, Clippard, and Duncan, as several sources reported, it ain't worth it.
Meanwhile, saw this nicely-written barbershop/music column in the Wash Post and thought you'd appreciate. http://tinyurl.com/fr6uv
Abreu + Lidle for CJ Henry + Steven White
No word on money considerations...including picking up Abreu's 2008 year in order for him to waive his No-trade clause.
I can kind of sort of live with it I suppose. 2008 will probably be a difficult year for us if we have to pick up the option...lots and lots of old players with very little flexibility.
My sincere condolences, Alex.
As for trade rumors, despite Abreu's impressive offensive numbers, I'm left uninspired by the Yanks propensity toward absorbing overpaid/on-the-other-side-of-the-hill MLB talent. I was/am hoping for a little more creativity from Cashman. Every time I here about their willingness to court these veteran OF'ers I can't help but wonder why they were so disinterested in forking over big cash to Beltran.
I think that CJ Henry was a bad pick and it's very smart to cut bait while he still has value. I bet that he never sees the majors.
As long as the Yankees are stuck with tons of salary, I think the trade is okay. Abreu isn't going to struggle forever and he is better than what the Yankees are producing in the outfield right now.
This deal almost has a 'Cecil Fielder/96' feel to it, but then again we didn't have a just-barely-below-$200 million payroll in 1996. It also pushes too many hard-working bit players off the radar, and that's the part that doesn't feel quite so right to me...
As Peter Abraham pointed out, power numbers from before steroids testing are meaningless now.
And there is a serious talent gap between the AL and NL. The AL spanked the NL in interleague play. They've won all but one of the All-Star games. They've swept the last two World Series.
Soriano is having a career year...after moving from a hitter's park in the AL to a pitcher's park in the NL.
D. Jeter ss
J. Giambi dh
A. Rodriguez 3b
J. Posada c
A. Guiel rf
A. Phillips 1b
M. Cabrera lf
M. Cairo 2b
Guiel in RF. Will wonders never cease...
Not least because the Yanks are playing so well with what they have.
I'll tell you what though, if the Mets can get Zito for Milledge and don't do it...I think they're fools.
I like Guiel in RF. Heck, I like anyone but Bernie in RF. I wish Joe would platoon him with Guiel, but, as Joe said yesterday, "It's not a strict platoon." (Translation: it's Bernie, unless he needs a rest.)
i like Guiel too, especially his murdering of righties as advertised. just like Mel Hall.
1)Damon - CF
2)Jeter - SS
3)Abreu - 1B
4)A-Rod - 3B
5)Giambi - DH
6)Posada - C
7)Cano - 2B
8)Melky - LF
9)Guiel/Bernie/Whatever - RF
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
Crawford 12 RCAA this year
Abreu 16 RCAA this year
Yes, Cairo!
One of the things that still infuriates me is that we didn't even look at Frank Thomas because we had the great Andy Phillips.
The Philadelphia Phillies and New York Yankees have a tentative deal to send Phillies right fiedler Bobby Abreu and pitcher Cory Lidle to New York ESPN.com's Buster Olney reported Sunday.
The teams had yet to decide which players or prospects will go from the Yankees to Philadelphia, Olney reported.
And every time I do it I do it for yo hood
And every time I do it I do it for they hood
It's understood I do it for the hood
More fun news: Clippard is starting for the Thunder and Duncan is in the lineup. The game has already started.
I don't think the Sox even want Abreu. They just don't want us to get him.
for Abreu & Lidle
We shall miss you Mr. Smith!
cries
What about the 2008 option? Will Abreu agree to drop it, as some reports said?
"could sneak into a LOOGY role if he tigtens up his command"
In exchange, we're giving up Smith who has been lights out and our first round draft pick from a couple of years ago (Henry). Don't like this deal at all, it speaks of desperation methinks.
I'd like to know the last pitcher to do that.
This will be the line-up, I guarantee it:
1)Damon - CF
2)Jeter - SS
3)Giambi - DH
4)Abreu - LF
5)A-Rod - 3B
6)Posada - C
7)Bernie - RF
8)Andy - 1B
9)Cairo - 2B
What happens to Melky after Matsui comes back? Back to Columbus? I can't imagine putting a 21-year-old on the bench. He needs to play every day.
Only our pitching can do that.
::sigh::
Its TOMAS FUCKING PEREZ. GET HIM OUT.
We can't get Tomas Perez out and he just tied the game.
I'd have rather seen them stand pat and wait till Matsui comes back. Melky is good and the platoon of Guiel/Bernie is decent if used correctly. Lidle is just bad. He sucks in the NL East, he's going to be annihilated against the likes of Boston, Toronto and Chicago.
We saw Abreu in that Phillies series, he sucked balls.
Yes, I'd rather see White go than Smith, but you have to give up quality to get quality. I just hope the third minor leaguer isn't anyone listed above or Hughes, Clippard, or Cox.
(Go Figure)
He thinks Ponson will be DFA'd to make room for Lidle.
Oh, what I would pay for the talking heads to STOP menioning Abreu's 2005 HR Derby win. Irrelevant!
Not that they like Abreu much in Philadelphia, but still...
1) In a bad year, Abreu has 65 BRI for a poor team.
2) His OBP is over .400
3) His career OBP is higher then Giambi's
4) His career OPS is the SAME as Sheffield's
5) His career BA is .301
6) He has a very good arm
7) He is 32 years old, same as Jetes
Comparing him to GOB? Are you kidding?
Pitchers tank going from the NL to the AL.
Why should a patient batter?
Post season here we come!
In any case, Lidle is the real catch in this trade. If he is half way decent, the Yankees are in good shape.
But I don't think his career numbers really enter into it. This "slump" has lasted over a year now. I think it's more than a slump.
When Sheff comes back, would the lineup be:
1. Damon CF
2. Jeter SS
3. Abreu RF
4. Giambi 1B
5. A-Rod 3B
6. Sheffield DH
7. Posada C
8. Cano 2B
9. Cabrera LF
Keeps Melky in there and in the field, gets rid of the RF platoon we currently have. I don't know if Sheffield would like hitting sixth...
catcher Jesus Sanchez, 18, and right-hander Carlos Monasterios, 20, both of whom are with the Yankees' rookie ball affiliate in the Class A Gulf Coast League.
In addition, the Yankees are expected to pick up the remainder of the roughly $19 million owed to Abreu, . . .
Abreu, 32, has given assurances that he will waive his no-trade clause for the Yankees, presumably in exchange for the exercising of his $16 million option for 2008."
So if it doesn't work out, Yanks trade him and pick up a big part of the salary.
"Abreu was in the Phillies' starting lineup Sunday but was pulled for Shane Victorino 10 minutes before their game with the Florida Marlins. In the fourth inning, he was seen in the Phillies' dugout, still in uniform, huging teammates."
Mat Smith has NEVER been highly touted... by anyone. That 0.00 ERA was a freak of a tiny sample... but enough to help us on this trade. This is as lopsided a trade in the Yanks favor then I have seen in a long time.
Next year, Melky better learn to play first as well as OF. Giambi DH and Shef is gone.
http://tinyurl.com/n4wrn
when/if they come back you have "good" problems to deal with.
This is not great, but better then Chacon or Ponson... even considering the switch to the AL. Not a bad #5 guy as long as he can eat innings.
BAL .200
BOS .222
TOR .152
TAM .175
"Carlos Monasterios" doesn't show up on Baseball Cube. Huh?
I think he's headed back to Columbus.
James Shields doing his best Javy Vazquez immitation.
.455/.561/.818/1.379 in 33 ABs
Still, 1B is often where aging players end up, since it's the easiest defensive position to play. I wonder if he'd agree to it?
Maybe Melky can go back to Columbus and work on his grammar or something.
Not to mention RISP: .329/.450/.566 and
RISP 2 outs: .328/.487/.563
And then he throws a FILTHY 90 MPH slider.
NOT FAIR.
CF Damon
SS Jeter
1B Giambi
3B A-Rod
RF Abreu
C Posada
DH Matsui
2B Cano
LF Melky
That'd work, and what you give up on defense by playing Giambi you make up for by not having Andy and Bernie's bat in the lineup.
Giambi plays 1st, and we have a decent DH, and a decent #4 OFer. Now that we are headed for the PS, we can rest Damon and Mats more, with Melky filling in. The only problem is Cairo plays first when Giambi DH's and Green at 2nd, until Cano comes back (10 days to 2 weeks).
Maybe we dump Ponson also and bring up a 1st baseman for defense (Duncan?).
I'm also guessing they'll cut Ponson loose, and probably try and move Chacon...maybe to Pittsburgh.
They've got to get the staff settled down. I actually think Lidle might be a step in the right direction.
http://tinyurl.com/oqdrj
Wow... viva la differance
And Guiel has options left, Crosby doesn't. I think it's going to be Guiel headed for Columbus.
Traded for four minor leaguers. No word on which ones.
CF Johnny Damon
SS Derek Jeter
1B Jason Giambi
DH Gary Sheffield
RF Bobby Abreu
3B Alex Rodriguez
LF Hideki Matsui
C Jorge Posada
2B Robinson Cano
- Buster Olney
I have to admit, you guys may have convinced me this is a good deal. I remain skeptical, but I'll look very forward to having my initial reaction proved wrong.
I'm not really counting on SheffSui being ready to play in September, but if they are...
actually i think its easier to digest big losses or routs than 1/2 run losses..
Melky shouldn't go any where. I don't see Sheffield coming back this season. Matsui will need to be eased into the outfield.
and the bench wud b fasano, crosby|guiel|melky, phillips|green|cairo, bernie..
-- ESPN
read
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2534459
Cashman!
Genius!
Pure Genius!
1)Damon - CF
2)Jeter - SS
3)A-Rod - 3B
4)Giambi - 1B/DH
5)Posada - C
6)Abreu - RF
7)Cano - 2B
8)Melky - LF
9)Guiel/Andy/Pena/Whatever - 1B/DH
OR
1)Damon - CF
2)Jeter - SS
3)Abreu - RF
4)A-Rod - 3B
5)Giambi - 1B/DH
6)Posada - C
7)Cano - 2B
8)Melky - LF
9)Oh, whatever - 1B/DH
Jesus Sanchez 2006 Gulf Coast Yankees BA .289 OPS 715 7/26/2006
1)Damon - CF
2)Jeter - SS
3)A-Rod - 3B
4)Giambi - 1B/DH
5)Abreu - RF
6)Posada - C
7)Cano - 2B
8)Guiel/Andy/Pena/GOB - 1B/DH
9)Melky - LF
(Melky before Damonn and Jetes)
296 The soft tissue injuries take longer to heal than broken bones. Matsui will be back first.
Sheff himself has contradicted this.
1) Impact batter - Shef replacement if necessary
2) #4/#5 Starter better then Ponson and Chacon
3) Philly pays Abreu for no-trade clause
4) NO 2008 option
5) Give away NOBODY of real value.
We have Abreu AND Hughes, Cano, Tabata and Wang.
Genius.
Pure Genius.
(Honestly... give Cashman a hand. He stole this one)
its hell of a lot more fun.. just thinking abt US..
It would explain why Joe put Guiel at 1B, though. I couldn't figure that one out.
But we can only hope for the best...
reading boston herald n globe websites.. it ended up riling me a lot and upping my blood pressure..
but the mutual interest is too tempting.. i agree
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