Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
Sox give Halos that Peaceful, Easy Feeling. Actually, I'm sure there was nothing peaceful or easy about it. The Sox win games like the 90s Yankee teams did, huh?
Let's Go Rays!
The trouble with the maples,
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light.
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made.
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade.
There is trouble in the forest,
And the creatures all have fled,
As the maples scream "Oppression!"
And the oaks just shake their heads
So the maples formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
"The oaks are just too greedy;
We will make them give us light."
Now there's no more oak oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.
(everything in life can be explained through the lyrics of "RUSH")
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