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2008-07-01 09:08
by Alex Belth

SI.com caught up with Gillette's new pitch-man, Derek Jeter.

Act like you want it, What! Bring the Drama, act like you want it.

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2008-07-01 09:37:33
1.   standuptriple
There goes the chance of DJ growing that slump-busting 'stache.
2008-07-01 09:38:53
2.   Chyll Will
I was gonna say something about Jeter with a mustache or goatee and how cool seeing the Evil Jeter once in a while would be, but someone would definitely say that we're already seeing the Evil Jeter, so there goes that neanderthought...
2008-07-01 09:43:02
3.   Chyll Will
1 Notice how as we start getting up there, the phrase "There goes..." comes out a lot more? >;)
2008-07-01 09:45:40
4.   standuptriple
3 Shoot me when I start saying "back when...". Dagnabbit.
2008-07-01 09:54:09
5.   Chyll Will
4 C'mon, man. We need to stick around long enough to prove "Logan's Run" wrong about one thing, at least >;)
2008-07-01 10:13:06
6.   mehmattski
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