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Yanks face Doc Halladay tonight in Toronto. A formidable task for sure. But who knows? Stranger things have happened. Maybe they get him on an "off" night. Maybe Sir Sidney Ponson has another good outing. Maybe pigs will fly.
Either way, Let's Go Yan-Kees.
Or maybe God's punishment for the hubris of Yankees fans...
adaBdaBdaBdaB, that's all folks!
UPDATE, 7:37 p.m.: 2-0? Yeah, that should about it. They avoided a sweep and remained in third place. That's a successful series for the 2008 Yankees.
That's too negative. Maybe they'll hit Halladay. It could happen. He has nine losses, somebody hit him.
I'm really leaning toward "dump Abreu."
The first guy I run into on the streets I'm naming "Roy", then bashing his head in with an aluminum bat. ;-)
UPDATE, 8:01 p.m.: Ponson picked the wrong time to have his worst start of the season. he leaves having allowed eight hits in 2+ innings and five runs (so far). David Robertson inherits two runners with no outs.
Unless a walrus sneaks in from the tundra and attacks Roy Halladay in the dugout sometime in the next few innings, there is no chance the Yankees win this game.
yeah, that's about right ...
If I were a broadcaster and I could choose which channel to broadcast Pavano's start, I'd choose the Weather Channel, because...
(yeah I know, but it's better than this game so far...)
7-0...think i'll ctach up on some desk cleaning...
I think Goldman was right. Time to cut bait.
Melky is batting .500 in Scranton.
The first two questions depend on what decade you're settled on. The last, unless you're horny and need inspiration, CZ-J has been in better movies and has looser standards for men, so...
Melky had a double tonight, which was his first extra-base hit since being sent down.
69 CZ-J in better movies? Entrapment made me want to lobotomize myself..she looked great of course but...
poor Traber, Mop-n-Glow time going to kill his career stats..
wow, was that a scoreless inning?!?!
"The Johnny Boot-y Affair"
"One Nation Under .500"
"Rumpofglassskin" (debuting Sat.)
"D-Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up)"
"Give Up The Park (Tear The Roof Off The Suckers)"
"The Electric Spanking of Baby Bombers"
"(Not Just) Knee Deep In ...."
"Up For The Off-Season"
"Aqua Dookie (A Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquapoopoo)"
"Mothership Cognitive Dissonance"
and bonus track, the new anthem for the 2008 Yanks,
Jeter has something. Spike would never forgive him if he didn't.
Andy P listening to...what was that Christian Rock band hit it big in the late 90s??
Giambi looks like a Foghat or Eddie Money kind of guy..
i reckon they'll be 600 posts for the return of Pavano on Saturday..
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